It's disgusting that people still use this kind of language!
Oh, Gwyneth Paltrow! How did you know? How did you know?!
Gwyn's world is now in the palm of your hand as the singer, actress, mother to Apple and Moses has decided to bring her guide to life to your iPhone.
The new GOOP app actually has a more specific function than just life tips. It's meant for the savvy New Yorker who just isn't quite as savvy as Gwyn. The $3.99 app will help
socialites every day folks find the best eats, shops and sights the metropolitan area as to offer, at least to Gwyneth. In the release for the app, she says:
“I have always dreamed of finding a city guide that would be just right for me, like a trusted friend whose opinion you knew you could count on. After years of being steered in the wrong direction by bribed concierges, biased opinions and just plain bad suggestions, I decided to create what I had been missing: The goop City Guide! We begin with New York City and you can expect many more over the coming months. This app will be your resource for the tried and tested of the best and coolest of Manhattan (and Brooklyn, and a bit of Queens, the Bronx and New Jersey).”
Heavens to murgatroyd! Not New Jersey too! You mean, you've crossed over the Hudson into Teresa Guidice territory!
Someone (else) get this app and let us know how it goes for you. We imagine there's a lot suggestions for antique stores and coconut water cafes. If there is something in there about pizza, let us know! We're dying to hear what Gwyn deems as a the ultimate piece of pie in the city that never sleeps.
[Image via WENN.]