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Lindsay's Playboy Isn't Doing So Well

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So, according to retailers, Lindsay Lohan's playboy spread isn't spreading so well. Nobody is rushing out to get their copy.

The response to the question of whether or not anyone has purchased it among the retailers has been a not-so-shocking "not really."

We mean, she's done the Marilyn thing before, and there was nothing new about them. This source says it best:

“I'm not surprised at all. Despite Playboy's hype, there was nothing particularly shocking or new about this shoot. While these shots may have been slightly closer to full frontal than Lindsay's previous shots, they weren't actually full frontal; there was also nothing particularly new about Lindsay dressing up as Marilyn Monroe. I thought the shots were really boring and didn't really live up to the promises Playboy had made. If they'd actually gotten full frontal shots of Lindsay, or come up with a fresher, more interesting concept, there might have been more demand for the photos.”

Yeah! We agree with this. They could have knocked it out of the park with something interesting and new… but they paid her a million bucks for more of the same!

Have U seen it or bought it?? Thoughts??

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44 comments to “Lindsay's Playboy Isn't Doing So Well”



  1. 1

    Thats funny other sites are reporting its pretty much sold out in every single retail store in the world.



  2. 2

    No big surprise. Everyone has seen this boring, stiff collection on line anyway. They made a mistake going with the Marilyn theme. They should have had it fun and cheeky and done a prison theme instead.



  3. 3

    Are you trying to bully her to death like you did Brittany, Simon, Corey, And Amy.



  4. 4

    Maybe if it wasn't leaked. I mean who's gonna read the article anyway? She did a reshoot too. I wonder if it was differnt, like non Marilyn and Hef changed it to this. Who knows.



  5. 5

    The skank is old news.
    .
    They could see it for free online.
    .
    There's no gash shots.



  6. 6

    You posted all the pics before it hit the shelves. If it truly is not selling well, it's because most people have already seen it.



  7. 7

    All other news sites are reporting that this issue is on fire and is selling out all over the country, and that the online sales have also spiked. I think you better re-check your sources Perez, as you're the only one who's reporting the complete opposite of what everyone else is.



  8. 8

    I just don't think anyone finds her decaying teeth/body attractive. If this spread were done pre-drugs maybe it would sell better. Just looking at her sceeves me eff out.



  9. 9

    I think she looks really beautiful in the pictures, the poses are kind of "meh" but thats cause she was imitating some of the ones Marilyn did, tho Im pretty sure she must have had other very interesting ones. I agree that they were slightly boring and not very original. They could have been better, thats all I say. But anyway… she is still showing a lot… what more you want her to do, spread her legs?. How tacky.



  10. 10

    I also see on other websites, That the issue is selling out….



  11. 11

    It's hard to market trash.



  12. 12

    I want Lins to do well. The pics needed to be retouched by a professional. As SOOOO many others have pointed out her legs are airbrushed together blah blah. Lilo has a great body! My problem is Perez. What source are you quoting? A inside source for the retail community, that sounds so odd? Did you do any checking with this story or just have someone sit down and write it? All the luck to lilo.



  13. 13

    I would pump her so full of semen every one she comes in contact with over the next week would also become pregnant.



  14. 14

    Other web sites are saying her issue is breaking sales records.



  15. 15

    I tried to get this for my hubby (as a joke stocking stuffer) and it's sold out all over. One store owner said he sold out in one day? I'm not a huge Lilo fan but I have to believe it's doing well. Not so much because of her um.. stellar photo's, but because of the novelty of it.



  16. 16

    Maybe that's because it's as sexy as a dog farting in your soup.



  17. 17

    I just read other articles about this and she is selling very well!
    She's today's Marilyn Monroe
    Show sum respect



  18. 18

    Playboy magazine hasn't been doing that well in general because of all of the free porn sites out there. I was surprised that he let her do ANOTHER Marilyn Monroe shoot. I think that it was for New York magazine that she posed nude looking like Marilyn Monroe.



  19. 19

    Except that you're the only site reporting this…the other sites are reporting that it's selling out around the country. Perez FAIL (again).



  20. 20

    IT IS SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE!!! NICE TRY PEREZ!!! YOU EVEN MANAGE TO LIE AND BULLY FROM ACROSS THE OCEAN!!! YOUR SO-CALLED "SOURCE" NEEDS TO GET A HOBBY OTHER THAN REPORTING FALSE INFORMATION!!!



  21. 21

    Your 'source' is made up bullshit. The sales figures say its a huge seller. Not just the print copies but online sales have soared too.



  22. 22

    I've read your website for years and used to love it, but in recent months I have really found that your website has gone way down hill. You are always printing stories twice, have terrible editing, are too political and sometimes your stories are just flat out completely wrong(like the one above). Stop paying shitty people to run your website while you are out pretending to be a celebrity yourself.



  23. 23

    I bought it…i always buy the celebrity issues lol :)



  24. 24

    Once again Perez you are the ONE site reporting the opposite. How is that possible? Did you just ask a random stand on your way to somewhere? Then consider that to be the situation everywhere? RECHECK your facts.



  25. 25

    Re: HAWTSTUFF
    '"She's today's Marilyn Monroe" you're shitting me, RIGHT? comparing this loser skank to MM is just an insult to marilyn. marilyn was beautiful, talented, classy, and stylish, the whore previously known as lohan is just NONE OF THE ABOVE.



  26. 26

    I think the other sites are saying that because they are trying to hype it up. No one wants to see a skany looking meth head with rotten teeth. There is nothing sexy about her anyway so I don't know what Hef was thinking.



  27. 27

    funny cause ive seen in 2 other places that the issue is on fire with its sales, check the chart Perez :)



  28. 28

    Wait a min… Every other site is saying that newsstands across the country have had to re-order copies of it as its selling like crazy and that they cant keep it on the shelf. Someone does not have their facts straight.



  29. 29

    ???



  30. 30

    other sites such as Fox and CNN are saying that it's not selling well, so I don't know who is right.



  31. 31



  32. 32

    Whoever told her that this would help her clean up her image was way off. So many of these women today seem to think that less is better. Really all it does is cheapen them. Even the pop stars that have a bit of talent wreck it by slutting themselves out to the media. Wish Lindsay would follow the example of Claire Danes or the like if LL is finding it impossible to come up with her own ideas. Why this Marilyn thing? It has been done till it's dry. Is there nothing original about Lindsay except how well she can beat the law?



  33. 33

    You mean since she's pretty much flashed her hoo-hah all over the internet for years or because they leaked the photos? Either way, YAWN.



  34. 34

    He who pays for what he can get for free, is an idiot. I bet Hugh feels stooooppid



  35. 35

    well i am a girl and i have ordered it. i think its an iconic shoot. haters gonna hate.



  36. 36

    Here is why Lindsay's Playboy isn't selling… 1: She didn't show her Vagina in the photos. Men want to see her fully nude, and Playboy didn't deliver. 2. She wasn't a redhead in the photos, which is what men found sexy about her in the first place. 3. She was paid $1 million, and since she didn't deliever the goods, men are not buying because they don't want to feel ripped off.



  37. 37

    I saw them, but only because they were posted on here. No offense, but her body is not that great because of all the health things she has been through, and once again, it is not exciting. I almost feel like "well, there is a naked body….. whatever." I like Lindsey, but this is boring.



  38. 38

    Hi Perez! I am an avid reader of your blog, love your comments, wit and insight. But I hate to say that I was a bit disappointed that you first published this story (about the Lindsay Lohan spread not doing so well) and then learning through CNN that this was not so. Hef himself said they are breaking sales records. Shouldn't you have posted a revision of your earlier blog post? I mean, Lindsay may not be doing great this year, but I think the girl deserves some slack… If not for posing nude (which I don't think is a great accomplishment, by the way) but for at least trying to come around… Just sayin'… I still love you and always will, Perez!



  39. 39

    The airbrushers at Playboy blabbed that they are suffering from exhaustion after touching up her skanky body for weeks. Poor Li Lo she is pretty played out & no one cares.



  40. 40

    Ya, Everyplace else on the planet is reporting it's selling out. IDK where this came from.



  41. 41

    IT'S SOLD OUT YA FU*KIN' LIAR!! HOLY FUZZ YOU LIE A LOT!! YOU JUST MADE THAT UP!!



  42. 42

    Actually you are correct, the issue with LOHAN on the cover is sold out in most major cities. Most places are actually ordering additional copies and they may even print more issues. Perez sometimes your information is way wrong and you need to update it!



  43. 43

    Perez Wow such a Hater ! Every other site is saying Lindsay's cover is sold out , breaking records , and more issues may have to be printed . You Go LINDSAYYYYYYY !
    Good for Lindsay !
    Does this upset Perez ? Don't Hate …… Lindsay Rocks !

  44. Bates says – reply to this


    44

    I read elsewhere that Lindsay's Playboy issue is selling out.