Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Too funny! And a little legit scary!
Check out this pretty HIGHlarious spoof trailer for Siri, a 'horror movie' about the iPhone 4 voice-activated app if it suddenly decided to go homicidal around the holiday season (above)!
We laugh, but we've always been quietly afraid that this could happen in real life.