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Merry F*cking Christmas, Monsters! Stuck On F*ckin' You!

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Merry Christmas, little monsters!

Check out Lady GaGa's brand new, previously unreleased track from the Born This Way sessions, which she recorded in one take while on her tour bus, called Stuck On Fuckin' You (above)!

LOVE!!!!!

We're certainly in the holiday spirit now, bitches!!

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93 comments to “Merry F*cking Christmas, Monsters! Stuck On F*ckin' You!”



  1. 1

    the song is just…. horrible.



  2. 2

    awful its just awful
    feb 2012 final days get out now pretzel..



  3. 3

    it's just an UNRELEASED song and it's a gift to her fans for Xmas ,, and she said she was drunk and she recorded it one shot on the fucking bus
    but i like it it's different

  4. Uruha says – reply to this


    4

    I love GaGa quite a lot, but this song almost seems like a joke. Like she's not trying to be serious, she's just kinda messing around playing. It's…weird.



  5. 5

    what an appopriate song to release on Jesus's birthday. she's truly horrid. but atleast i'll never have to endure hearing this on the radio. or any of her flop singles, really lol.



  6. 6

    How selfish of gaga to make Christmas about promoting herself…



  7. 7

    most overrated artist of the year with her over hyped album of the year-is that her excuse for this song sucking? that she was drunk? i've heard her say that a lot that she likes to drink, so we'll see her go down that route? a drunkin rockstar?



  8. 8

    This is the year of Britney Spears!



  9. 9

    Sad, If it isn't all the skanks,whores,sluts,attention whores sexualizing xmas with naughty santa outfits,etc its skanks like this.



  10. 10

    Fuck this song! Is this a Xmas Perezent?!! It's fucking garbage. If Lady Garbage has 15 minutes of fame, I suspect she's on 12:59 minutes about now. 2 minutes left, little Zombies…



  11. 11

    This song sucks so bad. Were people actually supposed to enjoy this?

  12. ed69 says – reply to this


    12

    iam starting to beleivesomeone in her team is trying to sabotage her career…. there is no other explanation for all the crap she's put out this year…



  13. 13

    You're all ignorant. She recorded it after a CONCERT. Oh my God. It's an unreleased song. You expect it to be perfect? I LOVE IT. I love you Lady GaGa. It sounds amazing, and the lyrics are great.
    xx



  14. 14

    Awful….absolutely dreadful…



  15. 15

    oh look. she's doing Dale Bozio again. meh…



  16. 16

    Gaga's biggest problem is that no one is saying 'NO' to her. she's doing anything she wants. and she's so very young- with lots of ideas and no direction and no control. whether it's a demo, an unreleased track, a video, a look, whatever….it's all art-student, unpolished drivel. she needs guidance, direction and someone to wrangle her career in before it's all over. I am not denying she has some talent. but it is VERY misguided.



  17. 17

    lady gaga originally made music to get drunk and dance to. then she decided her music needed to be "intelligent" and have "substance". fuck that shit, it sucks. her voice is fine, but born this way is the worst album of this year. even worse than britney's. MARIO, can you stop sucking off gaga, and find something better to do with your time?



  18. 18

    it's not meant to be taken very seriously omg you guys are seriously so pathetic with your hatred



  19. 19

    Yeah… nice present.. a song she didn't take seriously what so ever.. hope it's for free at least lol.. honestly I don't why people jizz over her all the time.. she is a douche and lame as hell..
    whatever later people

  20. Uruha says – reply to this


    20

    Re: violethill – That's what I suspected, that it's not serious. Glad I'm not the only one who sees that!



  21. 21

    I don't know what's your problem…obviously she was drunk and had some fun.



  22. 22

    Perez, there is too much swearing on your blog! Lady Gaga's album title is too bad. Too bad is that a mother would not like it. It was such a battle to sign up here and post a comment I would have to say your site is too slow also. Your gay days/bad moments are not good either Perez, you hate too much on people then and you can see the hate is not deserved, you possibly need counceling. Lady Gaga will get hate for her picture because she is acting like a model. People hate when a woman is acting in a way to get compliments. Your site has gone from a top site to a low grade celebrity website. I hate PerezHilton.com now, your blog was better in the past. Lady Gaga dances bad.

  23. ONIT says – reply to this


    23

    April already?



  24. 24

    It's so funny how so many people frequent this site who apparently hate Perez and someone he posts about a lot, Lady Gaga. If you look at the comments on youtube for this song there are tons of positive comments, but on here it's all trash talking as usual. Why is there even a comments section on this website if people just trash talk literally everything that is posted?



  25. 25

    Shame on you Perez for dropping the F-Bomb in the same sentence as Christmas. You know better Papi!!



  26. 26

    She just doesn't seem like the type of person who would be out getting fucked, let alone writing a song about getting fucked. She's not very fuckable, she doesn't scream … "Hey, fuck me, fuck my love chunnel until semen comes out of my mouth …", or whatnot. If she did get any offers, it would be from people wanting to get paid to fuck her. Does anyone actually thinks she's fuckable ?



  27. 27

    How vulgar and uncouth on Christmas. Would it have killed her to do a tasteful cover of Brenda Lee's Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree or maybe Good King Wenceslas?
    An embarrassment for all concerned.



  28. 28

    People, please stop trying to justify this song with something great or creative. Regardless of its shitty quality, the song itself is horrible. The melody is cheesy and played out as every other song from her latest album. She has no creativity, she is just a recycled clone and a bad one at that. Someone stop her and tell her "NO". STOP GAGA.



  29. 29

    Foul.



  30. 30

    Lady Gaga is the best celebrity I have ever seen and her performances are out of this world! She is up there with Elvis Presley and Barbara Striesand. Well done on your fabulous new album Lady Gaga. You are the best there is. Nobody can compare to Lady Gaga. I don't know what numerology is to all the readers.



  31. 31

    get some extra bucks, easy job…phlpn.es/cv8scn



  32. 32

    Re: MikelJoshua – Someone needs to tell Madonna to stop, to be honest. Although to be fair she'll be dead in a few years anyway.



  33. 33

    Unlike the people who sign up here to trash talk (which I do on posts about Perez himself or his embarrassing actions), I quite like this country style song. I think a music student probably has more of a valid opinion than people with usernames like "HAWTSTUFF" and "ed69".



  34. 34

    OMG This is Mother Monster's gift to us. This is exactly how Lady Germanotta see her Little Monsters - a huge fucking joke!



  35. 35

    If I hear Amber Rose's annoying Kim Kardashian voice at the start of one more fucking video…



  36. 36

    well, obviously if you are a HATER this song is not for you…SO STOP COMPLAINING you LOSERS!



  37. 37

    Apparently, she recorded this song after she did a concert (monster ball concert) and she had been writen the song on a tour bus. This is her "first" time singing, she "freestyles" for like 1 minute and 30 seconds at the end(makes things up on the spot). I personally don't like the song, but she didn't even put too much time into this song. Haters gon' hate I suppose.



  38. 38

    SHAME ON YOU PEREZ.SHAME ON YOU GAGGAG,THIS IS CHRISTMAS MORNING ,JESUS BIRTHDAY AND YOU INSULT HIM THIS WAY…SHAME ON YOU……CLEAN UP YOUR TRASH MOUTH,IT'S ENOUGH ALREADY……



  39. 39

    Really?? On Christmas morning . . . that's your lead headline? Not cool!



  40. 40

    Re: craver – My thoughts exactly. The headline is so out of line on Christmas day.



  41. 41

    Re: Meggie246524 – Eh, it catches peoples attention so I guess that was perez's intention. Also since its lady gaga, it'll piss people off even more, resulting in them commenting more.



  42. 42

    Perez, i you are going to the controversial route and going to title the post ”Merry Fucking Christmas, Monsters! Stuck On Fuckin' You!” don't bleep the swears.You might as well go for the full package, rather then the half assed one.



  43. 43

    Re: chichimagees – I agree with you! That is a disgrace to drop F bombs talking about Christmas. I'm no saint but come on Perez….have show a little respect.



  44. 44

    Perez, this is so horribly wrong on Christmas Day. So vulgar.



  45. 45

    Perez is only swearing because Gaga is swearing (in the song). He is trying to be cool. Perez is a follower, not a leader.



  46. 46

    piglet



  47. 47

    and PEEREX here's a big FUCK YOU



  48. 48

    This BITCH has no respect!!! And what a horrible song!!!



  49. 49

    Selfish and disgraceful. Today is a day when most are trying to do good. I'm reminded that there are still a lot of people like you in the world.. If you don't want to celebrate Christ's Birthday that's your prerogative, but it is absolutely intolerable to make a mockery of it. Really smooth coming from someone that preaches acceptance and anti-hate.

  50. treek says – reply to this


    50

    GARBAGE. WHAT A SHAME I WAS EVER A FAN. to listen this song is a punishment, not a gift…..



  51. 51

    people come on here to hate perez and lady gags because perez was the one hyping up the alubm saying it was the best of the decade, when it was only starting!, he was saying this is her like a prayer, then he got mad at everyone and madonna herself for lady gags song sounding like her!!! LOL like shut the hell up about gags already, SHES DONE!



  52. 52

    This is just a girt for her fans, who happen to love it. It was a one-take demo on her tour bus while she was drunk. I really don't think she gives a F*ck about what you twats think.



  53. 53

    Re: tuckeye
    She won't go away until people like you stop talking about her.



  54. 54

    It's not horrible for being recorded in one shot, no production. I would like to hear an edited version of it. It could be good actually



  55. 55

    Re: DillyDivine – 'omg i LOVE you gaga!! SHIT ON A STICK AND ILL LOVE IT!' shut up.



  56. 56

    i really dont care if ur a fan of gaga you HAVE to admit this is fucking horrid. and if you dont it only proves how fucked up you guys are to love ANYTHING and EVERYTHING gaga does no matter what. this is the very definition of brainwashing.



  57. 57

    Re: bruce016 – sounds like she just took a huge dump all over her fans!! what a shitfest!! when is this clown gonna stop releasing flops?? lollllllllllllllllllllllll :-)



  58. 58

    Ha…it's not as terrible as I expected based on the comments…I think it's actually pretty fun! In relation to Christmas though, kinda tacky :/



  59. 59

    Re: craver – agreed



  60. 60

    Re: WhyCantILeaveComments – Thank you! I cannot listen to that chick. I despise the Smirnoff ads.



  61. 61

    Merry Christmas - love it - love how she just makes stuff up at the end :) 60 comments by 3pm. way to go those who keep up with her more than the fans - can u all not go one day without thinking about gaga or commenting? lol this is a gift to her fans - u keep saying her 15 min r up but all u haters can't resist commenting = more fame for gaga you r talking about her. U fav could never - u eat up her SheiBE more than us fans :) love n peace to all n thanks Perez n gaga for anutha gaga filled year paws up!



  62. 62

    Re: Ernest Monster
    60 comments by 3 pm = thousands offended by 3pm - nonetheles,
    Have a Happy Christmas.



  63. 63

    Re: reply to this
    The general public makes far more of a mockery of Christmas with their crass commercialization of it than Perez does by sticking the word "f*cking" in front of the word. I wonder how well you tolerate that.



  64. 64

    Love it Gaga absolutelyly love it–thank you



  65. 65

    I kinda enjoyed it, even tho I don't really like Gaga. But to say there is no production is a lie, there aint much, but if u kno what to listen for u can hear it. Also it isn't an 'unreleased track from the Born This Way sessions', she was drunk on a tour bus after a show. An 'album session' refers to being in an actual studio writing and recording for the sole purpose of making an album. This was made for fun on a bus. I started out this comment saying I enjoyed the song, but Gaga's lies and bullshit undo any good work she does and now I'm mad again!!!
    Why can't she just release something and say "Here have some fun kids", instead of shit like "this is a time capsule of the spirit of our creativity" as tho anything and everything she does is awesome & uniquely creative (bluesy guitar over a drumtrack with half-improvised vocals has been done for well over half a century. They call it the blues, jazz etc.)



  66. 66

    MINNESOTA



  67. 67

    there is soo much swearing in the blog its not even holidays no more.



  68. 68

    oh and this song is crap.



  69. 69

    Man haters just never will stop will they? Guess what? Im a Gaga fan and i didnt like it very much myself either. It wasnt great, thats why it didnt make the cut for the album and she didnt even bother to continue with the song. If u think GAGA is the only one that makes songs that turn out garbage that dont make it into the album then ur sadly mistaken.



  70. 70

    Re: GAGAlovery – good one!! now squeeze one out with some stank…or be quiet!! lollllllllllllllllll glad you agree that it was another flop dump on her fan's heads!! :-)



  71. 71

    Re: perezfknsux – that comment was LONG!! it was an ambien!! be more succinct, pleaZe!! :-)



  72. 72

    Re: GAGAlovery – Thank you for stating the obvious.



  73. 73

    For something recorded in one take on a bus this song really isn't that bad, I can see it as an album track with a little work on some of the lyrics and proper production. For all the haters, this isn't even a demo, what do you expect? Its a rough draft of a song, partially improvised, and I sort of liked it. As far as pop is concerned, this has definitely been Gaga's year, her album is going to come in at 2nd best selling in the world and the best selling for pop (Adele isn't a pop singer) for 2011, looking forward to the Born This Way tour next year ;o)



  74. 74

    Horrendous describes this song. And why do celebs who make it big almost always have to destroy their reputation and image by displaying negativity/profanity or other improprieties? This certainly is no 'gift' and GagGag just likes to 'shock' the public and that's such old hat. "Wow! Lady Gaga used the 'F' word…" Gee–I'm so impressed. And on CHRISTmas. She must be the best. I really don't like her now. And she sings something about having/using drugs?? With all of the people fighting drug addiction and all the celebs and others dying from them…HOW can she justify glamourizing DRUGS?? Can't there be anyone seeking legendary status who will stay cutting edge and yet keep it clean and with class? OH YEAH–We have ADELE! Gaga–you are soon to be HISTORY! Rah, Rah, Rah, Rah, Rah Rah! We gave you a chance…you just couldn't not destroy yourself…You've made your bed…NOW lie in it. Or under it.



  75. 75

    HORRIBLE…. JESUS… SHES SO IRRELEVANTE



  76. 76

    …so its not okay to say "tranny" but it IS okay to use one of the worst words in the English language in conjunction with a religious holiday that countless hold dear? not everyone holds such little regard for the birth of jesus (granted the 25th of Dec is not the true birth of Jesus), but whatever u hypocrite…



  77. 77

    What garbage!! Perez you are stuck so far up gagas ass you can't even see the light of day!! How can you even say this is good!!



  78. 78

    Re: Stephanie Germanotta – omg!! i LOVE ya!!!!! :-)



  79. 79

    wow 78 ppl fighting over a fucking unreleased song and gaga recorded it when she was drunk
    i guess even if she sneezed there would be ppl fighting over it LMFAO



  80. 80

    Re: Saetana – DELUSIONAL MUCH!! This was the year of Katy and Adele period!!



  81. 81

    Re: Ernest Monster – Honey not all of gagas post get this many comments! And p.s my fav can!!



  82. 82

    @FatAzzPooHeadDoodle Ok it cant be a flop if its not a single dumb ass… It was a recording she did while she was drunk that turned out garbage and thats why it didnt make it into the album (all artists have songs that turn out garbage that dont make it into the album). And just like all of u i have the right to speak, dont be telling me to be quite. Unlike u, at least im in a thread about an artist i care about and not just wasting my time like a loser with nothing better to do than hate all day



  83. 83

    @Stephanie Germanotta I know what i stated was obvious… but the way some ppl speak its obvious that they dont get the obvious, so i felt the need to state it



  84. 84

    i hate to be a prude but arent alot of gagas fans young little kids?..you would think she would try to be a better role model for theses kids..she is getting coal in her stocking for christmas!



  85. 85

    Re: SlaveMeh – Katy hasn't sold anywhere near as much as Gaga and Adele isn't a pop artist, comparing her and Gaga is like comparing oranges and pineapples, I could also point out that 21 came out about 3 months earlier than Born This Way. Just because Britney has had a shit year with Femme Fatale, does that really mean you need to troll on posts regarding those who have had a far better year? Stick to posting about Britney and leave the rest of us in peace please ;o)



  86. 86

    Re: totallyout9 – Yes, young little kids and Perez Hilton.



  87. 87

    Re: Saetana – Who brought up britney?? Britney had a great fucking year she had 3 top 10 hits a number 1 album and a success full world tour!! Atleast Britney didnt have 2 flops off one album remember Judas how about hair and dont tell me hair was not a single because it was. Judas was flopping so gaga and her team started throwing out singles calling them promotional singles to see what sticks and the song that stuck was the edge of glory. Funny thing is gaga was voted as Billboards MOST OVERRATED ARTIST by fans and non fans not britney!! LOlz stay pressed bitch!!



  88. 88

    Re: Saetana – It does not matter katy did not sell as much as gaga!! Bitch fact is Katy and rihanna and adele has ruled this year!! Where is lady gagas 5 number 1 singles off one album or wheres gagas 12 number ones!! And i hate to tell but ovah here Adele is considered pop! LIVE WITH IT!!!



  89. 89

    Re: SlaveMeh
    "Funny thing is gaga was voted as Billboards MOST OVERRATED ARTIST by fans and non fans not britney!! LOlz stay pressed bitch!! "
    Stay pressed? Are people still using that? Actually Britney wasn't far that far behind. She came in 2nd place as most overrated artist with about 1/3 of the votes.



  90. 90

    Re: GoodBoyNC – "Actually Britney wasn't far that far behind. She came in 2nd place as most overrated artist with about 1/3 of the votes". Your statement is irrelevant!! Fact is gaga has been in the bis for what 4 or 5 years and shes already considered Over Rated, fake ,phony and a poor mans madonna!!



  91. 91

    Re: SlaveMeh
    Irrelevant? That's a big word for you, but everything to you is irrelevant when it's thrown right back in your face. The fact that she was voted overrated by readers is irrelevant, especially it's obvious the majority of the votes were Britney Stans. I wish they were as passionate in buying her last album as they were voting for her.



  92. 92

    I don't want to be one of those hateful message board people, but god this is horrible.



  93. 93

    Everyone hating is on crack. As a person who geuinley appreciates all different types and sounds of music I think this is sick! Super raw, a lil rock n roll, very good for a first take drunk tired after a show and frestyling lyrics. Isn't it cool that she lets loose? That she enjoys making music and messing around a bit? She's rad. The same people on here hating bringing up irrelevant points need to get a fucking life! It is a bit odd that she would release this song on xmas though. But it's not GaGa if there isn't a bit of shock value eh? Also for big fans, they should know she ripped her own song off, you can find the original idea if you youtube HOLLYWOOD. GaGa before she was gaga in the NY clubs. Love or hate her she's a talented force doing her own thing!