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How To Cure A New Year's Eve Hangover, As Advised By Gwyneth Paltrow!

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Oh, Gwyneth Paltrow!

The elitist gift that just keeps on giving!

This New Year's day, we imagine many of you are suffering from quite the hangover, but worry not - the actress has updated her - and our beloved - lifestyle blog, GOOP, with some suggestions on how to replenish that aching, nauseous body of yours - with visit to a day spa, naturally!

She writes:

If you have the time and the inclination, I've found that the best hangover remedy can be a hot and cold spa treatment. The original would be the traditional Turkish Hamman, but you can find this kind of treatment in spas all over the world, including my favorites, the low-key Japanese spas in New York, like Osaka.

Start in a hot, dry room and then move into an even warmer steam room. Then splash yourself with cold water (or even dunk in cold pool or under a cold shower). Follow it with a full body scrubdown, which is typically followed by a massage. At the end you'll be sent to a cool room to relax and cool down.

I've been known to recreate this experience at home too. Just draw a bath that is as hot as you can handle it and mix in some Epsom Salts and Baking Soda. Soak for twenty minutes and then pop into a freezing cold shower for 1 minute. Get back in the hot bath and stay until you're warmed up. Then get back in the shower for 1 more minute.

Oh boy.

We would have just have suggested a bottle of water and an advil (or three) but hey!

It DOES sound nice!

Out of touch with reality and bourgeois, but nice!

Keep the amazing coming in 2012, gurl!

[Image via WENN.]

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43 comments to “How To Cure A New Year's Eve Hangover, As Advised By Gwyneth Paltrow!”

  1. 1

    oh bitch please! u probably only ever have two drinks and call it a drunkin night!

  2. 2

    ROFL by the time you do all of that the hangover will be gone..

  3. 3

    She could sit on my face and I would suck the offending poisons out.

  4. Jaded says – reply to this


    Can we send the bill for all of this luxury over to her accountant for payment? Or is she going to build me separate shower in my apartment so I can jump from the hot bath to the cold shower?

  5. 5

    Hot and cold? After a night of drinking? That is a really good way to pass out - from shock - if you are not careful. What a stupid bubblehead!

  6. 6

    Re: Jaded – My thoughts exactly. I don't think rich people have any idea about how the rest of us live. As for her 'cure' - a hangover is simple dehydration. Rehydrate and wait it out. Like NookiesWA said, if you want to spend that time in and out of the tub, it really doesn't matter.

  7. @v@ says – reply to this


    Wheel spinning yakety yak. Address the root cause, the drinking or then the dehydration.

  8. @v@ says – reply to this


    BTW, nice giant pink sperm hat on Gaga's head prior, comments off.

  9. 9

    This idiot is not a nutritionist…….she is not authorized to be giving out health advice and if anyone listens to her just because of who she is…..IS AN IDIOT!

  10. 10

    elitist delusion at it's finest!

  11. 11

    Re: rosebud99 – Are you implying that Ms. Goop has lost touch with reality?!? Lol. She's so far up her own arse, it's ridiculous. She is telling us things we already know (to hydrate), but doing it in an incredibly stuck up way! Yes, of course I'll just head to the east wing of my home whilst hungover and go to my steam room.
    Re: triple M – She's naturally thin, wealthy and giving out diet advice, which is absurd. When a middle class woman who isn't naturally thin and used to be heavy gives diet advice, I'll listen to her. Normal people can't afford to shop at the Harvey Nichols food shop and have a personal trainer to whip us into shape. I find her ridiculous, and I'm a healthy eater, vegetarian and swear by natural remedies. I can't imagine what others must think.

  12. 12

    Who the hell subscribes to her newsletter? Gwen Stefani? Madonna? Yawn…Drink some water, eat a hamburger, the hangover will work itself out. Oh, and p.s. "bourgeois" means "middle class" Perez…

  13. 13

    COMMENTS ON AGAIN "And then throughout the latter half, we saw a more refined, classy GaGa." OK i give up what is so refined about having a giant neon SPERM on your head with your nipples hanging out in your shitty plastic dress. tacky, tacky tacky

  14. 14

    Re: triple M – golly you sure are a negative cocksucker aren't you? certain "health" advice is simply common sense. which clearly is something YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.

  15. 15

    Who can afford that shit? She needs to SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP. God shes fucking annoying.

  16. 16

    Poor Chris. I know he's keeping the marriage together for the sake of the children, but he must be soooo embarassed by her.

  17. 17

    I'm sure a lot of effort was put into making that picture of her perfect so why in the name of all creatures, great and small, would they let that big freakin; Avatar ear stick out?

  18. 18

    Re: prinnie – and her face seems ORANGER than sneeky's

  19. 19

    wow so good to know thankfully i dont drink so doesnt affect me

    NEXT WEEK ON GOOP how to do ur own home brand colonics with a hose and a bucket ..

    by gwnny

    (happy new year pretzel xx)

  20. 20

    its not "bourgeois" you tard….its "proletariat"

  21. 21

    How to cure being irritated by a self absorbed, conceited, know-it-all, shitty actress: Dont subscribe to her asinine newsletters.

  22. @v@ says – reply to this


    Bourgeoisie is the middle class, while the proletariat is a lower working class. Plebians is another synonym.

  23. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: raypearson – If that sperm manages to drill in, Gaga's head is going to start subdividing, again and again and again. : O : )

  24. 24

    Happy New Year Y'all!

    Give Gwynie a break……….she can't help being a self-entitled spoiled ditz.

    Just be glad she is not singing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. 25

    This peice of sh!t should shut her mouth, She grew up in a VERY priviledged world. She is the WORST kind of celebrity… the ones that NEVER had a worry about anything other than the death of a parent.
    I can't stand her, and i would NEVER pay for ANYTHING she does… ever.
    And she has terrible tits to go with her terrible personality.

  26. 26

    Best thing for a hangover is a bowl of menudo (used to not eat this until I had a horrible hangover on Christmas Day and some relatives of my then husband took me out to eat it).

  27. 27

    Re: COL Kurtz – The proletariat are the poor people who work for the bourgeois, that's why Marx talks about the rise of the proletariat… Please don't ever attempt to sound intelligent again.

  28. 28

    i'm just glad brad pitt didn't marry her. She's a joke herself, so superficial.

  29. 29

    I always thought this girl had a killer bod.

    David Leigh Noblett

  30. 30

    the way i understand it : you'll go back and forth to the tub, get up, shower (hot and cold), then back to tub again? that's dangerous- coz you might slip , bang your head and die….

  31. @v@ says – reply to this


    I went to her website, and it was cute. I liked it. Ruh roh. OvO

  32. 32

    Re: mucarita – I feel bad for him. I don't see her being as controlling and insane as Madonna, so I don't feel as bad for him as I did for Guy Ritchie, but she must be a nightmare to live with. I bet he runs away from home to eat meat and dairy products.

  33. 33

    elitist and bourgeoius? No, you're not a bully at all.

  34. 34

    Re: New Jersey Dude – Yeah, I can understand how a bath of epsom salts would make you so angry. Best part, you took the time to create stress in your own life to let everyone know how pointless your hate is. Get a life dude! Or just leave Jersey…where lots of rich elitists live.

  35. 35

    As if I could afford a spa treatment everytime i'm wasted!

  36. 36

    Actually her newsletter had 9 different treatments for a hangover, this was just one… So calm the f#ck down people! Of course Perez just had to pick the most extravagant one with a big fat "that's all she wrote" implied, but I guess you all are too happy to hate to even care?

  37. 37

    She is very out of touch but I don't think she's a bitch, she just doesn't realise.

  38. 38

    Re: COL Kurtz – Roughly, bourgeois = middle class proletariat = working class.

  39. 39

    she's such a phony JEW.

  40. 40

    Re: ChrisJ – lol!! She forget's she's JEWISH.

  41. 41

    Now I see why she is hated by other celebrities.

  42. 42

    um…not only is this ridiculous (for obvious reasons) but i'm a massage therapist who has studied/performed hot-cold treatments…their main function, apart from generalized relaxation and stimulating blood flow, is to treat muscle and or fascia injuries NOT HANGOVERS! in fact, a regular massage will help move the toxins through your system more quickly, but it will actually make u feel worse at first, and sometimes make u feel drunk again! what a dumb b*tch.

  43. 43

    For the love of god will somebody make her stop!!! Is there no-one near her that will free us all and lock her in the attic or at least tell her she is a roaring almighty fuckwit.