Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
An Aussie has been banned from changing his name after changing it three times.
AHH has had a rough life. Originally Hormis Daniel, AHH had to change his name due to a Stage 5 clinger.
His new names included Thomas Daniel and Tony Adam before finally settling with AHH.
But Mom and Dad don't like that one bit. Especially when he has an arranged marriage coming up in Iraq!
His family had no idea their son is now The Artist Formerly Known As Hormis Daniel. But they are sick of tired of not having any grandbaybays so they hooked him up with a "lucky" lady.
But Australian rules only allow three name changes so he's stuck with AHH!
For me to return to Irak [sic] to marry this person under another name which is not what people know me by will cause a lot of anxiety and heartache to my immediate family,
Furthermore, in many respects it is somewhat of an embarrassment for my family to have a son who remains single after a failed marriage
Wacky. Tacky. And True.
It is still unclear if AHH is his name or his initials to protect his identity.
That must have been one CRAZY gurl to go through three name changes!