Ah! Now, let's see here. What kind of treasures to the tabloids hold for us this week!
Why, this cover story (above) foretells that Brad Pitt has a love child with someone who is NOT Angelina Jolie! (Or Jennifer Aniston. Hasn't this girl suffered enough???) Can't say we find that story to be conceivable. Besides the obvious reasons, when in the hell would he have time to knock up another lady. Raising a dozen children is a lot of work you know.
They are at a dozen now, right?
Ah! And it seems Kim Kardashian is ready to return into the arms for a former lover. Another mad is klaiming that Kim is krawling back to Reggie Bush, insisting that she loves him still!
Least us not forget that Russell Brand is apparently insane and that Demi Moore is a lesbian. Will wonders never cease!
Check out the gallery below to view some more tabloid headlines from this week.
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