It's disgusting that people still use this kind of language!
Whoo! Our favorite princess is about have a birthday (Jan 9), and GUESS who's planning the pAArty!!!
Every fanfiction-writing college girl's dream — Pippa Middleton and Prince Harry! Ah!
They're decorating according to every prep's dream theme, the 80s. Kate Middleton is just gonna lahve it!
Guests don't know where they're going, but we do know they'll be enjoying decadent cocktails and karaoke. And the Duchess herself will supposedly be enjoying a watch from Prince William.
A watch? Hmm, we hope he does a little better than that, ha!!
[Image via AP Images.]