Someone just got slapped by the law.
Lonnie Short showed up on Lindsay's Venice doorstep and the creeper wouldn't leave until she talked with him.
The pièce de résistance is the restraining order forbidding Short from getting within a football field of LiLo or her house.
Until 2014, instead of forever like it should be!
We hope others have learned that stalking celebs does not end well.
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