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The Jersey Shore's Jonathan ‘The Unit’ Manfre Indicted For Drug Possession

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THe Unit on drugs

Someone was enjoying their 15 minutes of fame WAY too soon!

Jonathan "The Unit" Manfre, who infuriated Snooki during the season 5 premiere of The Jersey Shore on Thursday night, has been indicted for 3rd degree felony possession of a drug called Ketamine — a horse tranquilizer.

Who would have thought The legendary Unit would have been foiled by a K-9 Unit?

He was arrested on July 24, 2011 in Seaside Heights for possession of a controlled “powdery substance" often referred to as "Special K".

If found guilty, The Situation's friend faces 3-5 years in prison, an extra 5 minutes in the spotlight and, if he's really lucky, an appearance on Celebrity Rehab. LOLz!

Such a shame. We could tell The Unit's future was so bright. Think of all the club appearances this guy could have gotten paid for!

[Image via WENN.]

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25 comments to “The Jersey Shore's Jonathan ‘The Unit’ Manfre Indicted For Drug Possession”

  1. 1

    He is so hottt! Its funny because he is hotter than Mike who made him relevant.

  2. 2

    This idiot is living proof that looks aren't everything (or anything). I watched him last night and what a jerk trying to get Snooki into trouble. I'd be embarrassed if I hooked up with Mike too, so she should tell her boyfriend that's why she denied it so they don't have the satisfaction they're dying for.

  3. 3

    This guy is not relevant enough to even be on this site, and certainly should not be a top story.

  4. 4

    By simply posting anything about this clown of a human only makes the world a dumber place to live in. Stop it.

  5. 5

    Ketamine is commonly used as a date rape drug, the fact the he was found with it on him should not be talked about so lightly and jokingly.

  6. Jaded says – reply to this


    Come on dude. Special K is so 1980's although based on his do and tan so is he.

  7. 7

    Ketamine is a SMALL animal tranquilizer. Not a horse tranquilizer. Dumb…

  8. 8

    This is about the only way he truly can get laid with that nappy pubic head of hair! Acting like an asshole following Mike the scumbag trying to bury Snook! As a guy I was blown away by what they are doing!! For what, Mike's little ego to let everybody know he hit Snook! Big Prize!! Put on some weight you skinny pimple and look like a real body that only 16yr olds like!!! Wouldnt take the apology, everybody thought you were a scumbag and didnt think you were cool!!!

  9. 9

    Where I live we would have given you a blanket party and open your skull for that shit!!!

  10. 10

    Re: Beautiful Disaster311 – Exactly what I was going to say, its normally used to put out cats

  11. 11

    Oh, sweet special K..

  12. 12

    Sooo instead of the UNIT they should call him K9 . Get it……k9 unit :=D

  13. 13

    I just loves me some horse tranquilizers. I wash 'em down with cheap champagne after one of Gwynneth Paltrow's colon cleansing sessions.

  14. 14

    This fucking tool bag's time is UP!! NO ONE wants to see this fool on tv. Mike the drama queen only brought him over so as to take the heat off him. He needs to change his name from the UNIT to DICKHEAD

  15. 15

    Click to view comments and click to read more now load full pages.

    That drop on traffic must be hurting if you've got to do this to generate page views that advertisers want to see before buying ad space.

  16. 16

    Let's hope this roid head can find the K hole once he shoots up…..

  17. 17

    Re: Mista Busta – Nailed it.

  18. 18

    getting caught with drugs skyrocketed Bruno Mars career.

  19. 19

    why would you even give him the satisfaction of posting this…. there is not one person who gives a shit..

  20. Uruha says – reply to this


    OMG he has Special K? I WANT!

  21. 21

    Before I watched Jersey Shore yesterday, I thought The Situation was the world's biggest douchebag, but then, I saw The Unit. The only way you can be douchier than The Situation is to be the best friend of The Situation, be his clone, and choose a similar, douchey name beginning with "The". Wonder if they have another "The…" friend? I doubt they have ANY other friends, actually.

  22. 22

    PLEASE tell me this douche isn't going to be a reg on Jersey Shore…ugghh…He's a special guy though…he's so barfy that I said "wow that guy's a tool"…WHEN I WAS WATCHING JERSEY SHORE…hahahahahahahaha…..ALSO that Rider chick….her parents sure named her right..lol…"Ride- Her"

  23. 23

    Re: sowens6 – why am I not surprised? He would have to drug me to get me in bed. FYI if you are drugging chicks to get them to fuck you..you're a HUGE loser and more importantly ..A RAPIST…a real man would never do such a thing.

  24. 24

    Re: Yenkme – Are you serious, do you really think any of what you're watching on that show is "reality". Wow, people are gullible.

  25. 25

    Thanks, I have, said it may take awhile to display !!!