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What?! Channing Tatum Says There Will Be No Full Frontal Nudity In Magic Mike!

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Time of death - right NOW! We could NOT be more displeased about anything EVER than we are about THIS!

By now, you're all aware that a barrage of Hollywood's hottest hunks have been collected and paid to star in the new movie Magic Mike. The flick is based on Channing Tatum's early years as a stripper and will feature Matthew McConaughey, Alex Pettyfer, Matt Bomer, Joe Mangianello and Channing getting all kinds of undressed.

In other words - a feast for the eyes!

But apparently, we will be deprived the cherry on top of this beefcake buffet as Channing as revealed there will be no full frontal nudity in this picture. Yes, it will be rated R –or "Hard R" as some might put it — but we're still not getting to see any of the guy's goodies on the big screen.

Channing explained further when talking about the movie's rating, saying:

“Hard R. It’s a very hard R. Not NC-17, we don’t want it to go that far. You’ve got a bunch of naked guys. It won’t be full frontal, it’s just thongs or whatever you want to call them and underwear.”

Boo! No fair! No one asked us what we wanted to see from this movie before making this decision! Why the hell we're we consulted?

We're your target audience, folks and let us tell you — we're NOT happy! There better be some seriously erotic routines in this movie to make up for this.

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19 comments to “What?! Channing Tatum Says There Will Be No Full Frontal Nudity In Magic Mike!”



  1. 1

    I think that geerally means

    TINY DICK



  2. 2

    This is so typical of Hollywood…you can make a stripper movie about women and show the vajayjay but make a stripper movie about men and the most you get is a thong? The time has come for full frontal nudity for men. OR stop showing the vajayjay and breasts!! Its either equality or nothing people.



  3. 3

    too bad! i'm sure perez was going to take a tape measure to the screening with him …



  4. 4

    You're a perv.



  5. 5

    The film apparently takes place in Florida where male strippers are restricted from performing full frontal. Also, did anyone actually expect mainstream Hollywood to depict full front with this lineup of mainstream stars? Get real. Hollywood doesn't do full frontal.

  6. buck says – reply to this


    6

    Hilton, you sound like a fucking perverted old man. Go get yourself a Playgirl and sit in a corner someplace.



  7. 7

    Re: SeamusMacGillicuddy – Thank God for that!



  8. 8

    It's gonna be a whole lot of dangling cock all over the screen! Idk how I feel about that…



  9. 9

    Re: cuddlybearjohn – I totally agree with you! exactly what i was thinking



  10. 10

    Oh well, I'm still looking forward to it.



  11. 11

    That suck!! I wanted to see the goods!



  12. 12

    Lick? You are so gross Mario.



  13. 13

    Perez, what the HELL is WRONG with you ? Girls should be upset about this, not guys! You seriously need help.

  14. htown says – reply to this


    14

    They need to have the NC-17 version on the DVD



  15. 15

    I'll go see it either way…a big BOO at Hollywood for No full frontal!!!



  16. 16

    I would guess to say because they all have small weinies so they ani't gunna show … HAHAHA!



  17. 17

    Re: cuddlybearjohn – Shut up moron. When women go full frontal they normally have so much hair down there you can't see anything, no labia no nothing. Which is quite the opposite for peen. The reason why you get no male nudity is because women are dumb and seem to think all men are 10+ inches. Men know women get photoshopped. Women however seem to think all men are pornstar sized. Anything thats average is called small. Just look at the very first comment on this page. Women whine about no men going nude, but the second an average sized man does indeed go nude in a flaccid state they turn around and say "haha tiny peen"..gee you wonder why you get no male nudity, considering men are way more self conscious about their dinky then women are with their weight. When we see a woman naked we go sexual mode and normally never diss a womans body. Regardless of how terrible her boobs are,etc.



  18. 18

    if he looks like Fassbender..please I take it



  19. 19

    they are just fooling us, of course nobody is gonna show their peen!!! why do a stripper's movie if there is no nudity? is like a devil's movie without the devil, a muppet's movie without Kermit… bunch of prudes, but if it was a girl's movie… they would show us every single lip, i mean, corner of their body… I won't be there, bah,