Time of death - right NOW! We could NOT be more displeased about anything EVER than we are about THIS!
By now, you're all aware that a barrage of Hollywood's hottest hunks have been collected and paid to star in the new movie Magic Mike. The flick is based on Channing Tatum's early years as a stripper and will feature Matthew McConaughey, Alex Pettyfer, Matt Bomer, Joe Mangianello and Channing getting all kinds of undressed.
In other words - a feast for the eyes!
But apparently, we will be deprived the cherry on top of this beefcake buffet as Channing as revealed there will be no full frontal nudity in this picture. Yes, it will be rated R –or "Hard R" as some might put it — but we're still not getting to see any of the guy's goodies on the big screen.
Channing explained further when talking about the movie's rating, saying:
“Hard R. It’s a very hard R. Not NC-17, we don’t want it to go that far. You’ve got a bunch of naked guys. It won’t be full frontal, it’s just thongs or whatever you want to call them and underwear.”
Boo! No fair! No one asked us what we wanted to see from this movie before making this decision! Why the hell we're we consulted?
We're your target audience, folks and let us tell you — we're NOT happy! There better be some seriously erotic routines in this movie to make up for this.