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Joran Van der Sloot FINALLY Pleads Guilty!!

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UGH, and the rest is just enough to make us wanna vomit!!

After asking for more time to consider his plea (as if that didn't scream manipulative enough), Joran Van der Sloot has finally pleaded guilty in the case of Stephany Flores' murder.

As much of a slimeball as he is, he's not exactly stupid. He's pulling the "I'm so sorry, I feel so bad, bla bla bla" card now in hopes of mercy.

He's begging for the least amount of punishment as possible, obviously… But we hope he gets the max!!

Reportedly strangling Stephany for finding incriminating evidence in the Natalee Holloway case on his computer, Stephany was found murdered cold in his hotel room.

She was only 21. The dirtbag..

He faces up to 30 years in jail. We hope he gets 300.

[Image via AP Images.]

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14 comments to “Joran Van der Sloot FINALLY Pleads Guilty!!”



  1. 1

    have fun buddy. watch your backside!



  2. 2

    He's going to be loved in prison.



  3. 3

    ya gotta admit, he's HOT!!!!



  4. 4

    Fat Azz I agree he is a hot looking #,
    which makes it very sad that he has a tiny dick, I mean real tiny, There are some nude photos taken of him on a beach in the Indonesia, I often wondered if Natalee had met him and thought wow here's a hottie, and when he pulled it out she started laughing, and that's what set him off



  5. 5

    GOOD FOR HIM HE HAD TO KILL NATALIE AND NOW THE OTHER PREUVIAN GIRL HES DISGUSTING HE SHOULD THINK EVERYDAY ABOUT HOW HE BECAME A MONSTER AND EVIL PERSON



  6. 6

    While I am glad that this murderer and hater of women is going to see jail time (not long enough in my opinion, probably) it disturbs me how many comments I see about "oh i hope he gets his in prison." Really? joking about rape and wishing it upon someone else does not help survivors of rape (myself included) challenge our rape culture; this attitude feeds and incubates it.



  7. 7

    2 words: FRY BITCH!!!!



  8. 8

    PEOPLE SAY HES HOT YES LOOKS ARE DECEIVING HES HEAD SHAPE IS FUNNY AND IF YOU WANT TO DATE SOMEBODY LIKE THAT?



  9. 9

    The sad part about all this is that if he does get the max, he'll be out in 8 years. All the news agencies have pretty much covered this possibility. If there is any justice, he'll be in gen-pop and will be shivved sooner than later.



  10. 10

    How long did Aruba investigate him without finding evidence yet Stehphany found it on the first date?



  11. 11

    Re: MR Pete – really? where are these pics? i'm sad now! lol i like my meat poles THICK!! lol



  12. 12

    Throw away the damn key, or hopefully Peru has a death sentence.



  13. 13

    Luckily, Perez does not have anything to do with the justice system.
    Judge, jury, executioner.



  14. 14

    So sad that he killed Natalee exactly 5 years before and the authorities did nothing to stop him from taking another life. If the justice system had worked the first time, poor Stephany could still be alive today. Please do not fail us again, make sure this sociopath is locked up for the rest of his miserable life.