The friend confided to People Magazine:
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Because you know you haven't stopped watching!
Like many of you out there, we admit no shame in saying that we are still totally addicted to the shenanigans on The Jersey Shore. Five seasons later and we're still as enamored as ever with their first pumping, their binge drinking and their vapid love of themselves and others like them.
It's the simple things in life that bring the most joy, people!
In that spirit, we're excited to share with you all an EXCLUSIVE clip from this week's brand new episode. We wish we could tell you that it's as riveting as Snooki's first drunken arrest or as chilling as the time The Situation hit his head against the wall. We can't … because this is BETTER!
One word: MERP!
Okay, three more words: Boys. Boardwalk. BOOZE!
Ah yes! The perfect combination for the fall of Snooks!
Yeah, we've piqued your interest! Check out the video (above) to see what we're talkin' ’bout!