At least they're putting their rectums to good use! Ha!
Earlier this week, South Korean customs officials made the announcement that they've arrested eight men who schemed to smuggle gold out of the country…in their rectums!
Apparently, the men were able to transform $260,000 worth of gold bars into "small beads" and they smuggled it all across the border TWICE in 2010, in an effort to avoid import taxes! Wow!
Now, South Korean officials have gathered evidence and they've gotten the smugglers to admit to their crimes.
Let's just hope their rectums fare better in jail…