One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
We just died. We couldn't handle the uber-sexy sight of Michael Fassbender, so we just … stopped breathing.
Can you blame us? LOOK AT HIM! Those eyes. Those arms. THOSE ABS. And its not like we don't know what is going on underneath that sheet, so let's do the universe a favor and have it removed, huh! W Magazine never fails to make sure their spreads are so hot!!!!!
You know what? We're think we're okay now. We're gonna pull through…nope, just saw his abs again. Dead again.