Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Aye! Oh! Brooklyn! Bronx! All the boroughs! Shut ya pizza holes and open up 'dem tings yous call ears!
That was good, right? Good New York accent? We'll work on it…
Until then, if you've ever lived or current reside in the Big Apple, this video is for you. Check out the latest sh*t - Sh*t New Yorkers Say!
Major props to Eliot and Ilana Glazer on this one! Stellar job!