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William Shatner: Priceline's Killing Me Off!

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We bet he shat himself as soon as he heard.. womp womp!!

After selling Priceline for 14 years (wow, has it really been that long?), the company has decided to give William Shatner the ax… by literally killing him off in the new commercial!!!

In an ad to debut next week, Shatner rescues travelers off a crazy train running into death itself. His last words? "Save yourselves! Save money!!"

And then BOOM! He's dead.

Shatner said he's grieving, especially since this isn't the first iconic character of his to die. Aww… awkward!! LOL!!

He also said he'll make them pay through the nose since he's still under contract. Hey, at least he knows his legal worth!

No need to frown, Shatz! You've got Broadway comin' up!! Who needs a commercial!?!

[Image via Dominic Chan/WENN.]

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5 comments to “William Shatner: Priceline's Killing Me Off!”



  1. 1

    Weird. When he did those All-Bran commercials up in Canada, I always thought he was a poor choice to market the cereal because he always looks so constipated. I would hate to sit beside him on a long-haul flight because you just know that 80+year old guys with thick mid sections let farts rip all the time, and they think it's cute, and that they're entitled to do what they want at their age considering they're past the shelf life expiration date.
    Anyway, Priceline should kill off Shatner with a good ole case of spontaneous ass-hole cancer, or a case of that creature from Alien coming out of his thick midsection, but it's not an Alien, it's a big ole compacted shit snake with an Alien set of teeth.

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    Priceline should just kill itself: Has anyone EVER had a good experience with this piece of shit company?!?!?



  3. 3

    I also read on a travel site that they are either doing away with or greatly modifying their NYOP feature. I like William Shatner they should keep him.



  4. 4

    He shat himself?
    Thatis the extent of your culture, Perez?

    Poor poor America¡



  5. 5

    Well where the hell is the Priceline NEGOTIATOR?? Geez!