Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
You'd think for a girl who drinks all night, tans all day, gets into all-out brawls complete with fistacuffs and smashed bottles, there would be no limit to the depravity she'd go to.
And you'd be right — sort off.
Turns out, Sammi Giancola from the Jersey Shore actually has drawn a line for herself not to cross and it starts with taking it all off for Playboy Magazine. When asked if she would ever consider a shoot for Mr. Hefner, Sammi shook her head no and explains:
"My boobs are real, they will sag to the floor …. I just feel weird about my boobs. … But I don't know. I don't know if that's the right direction you want to go in."
Um, we're not talking about us! We're talking about you!
We wonder what she would say if they handed her the kind of paycheck Lindsay Lohan got for her spread. Hell, if she got offered HALF of what Lindsay got. We're of the opinion that everyone has their price. We just wonder what her's would be.
Hey! There doesn't have to be any shame in it! So many have done it before her, so many will do it after! Just the way that it is!
[Image via WENN.]