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Orlando Bloom And The Case Of The Mysterious, Outrageous, Big Red Phone!

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What in the world…? We think someone needs a nap!

Being a new dad can be hard and we think it just might be taking its toll on Orlando Bloom. Attempting to multi-task, the former Pirates star was spotted rushing out of Whole Foods Market on Saturday, carrying several well packed bags to the car, while sporting a red telephone receiver and cord around his neck.

Well, it's certainly a statement piece! It says, "I have no idea what Bluetooth is!"

Silly, Orly! Those retro, hipster novelty items are for use in the home, where no one can see you be so ironic! Duh!

[Image via GSI Media.]

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10 comments to “Orlando Bloom And The Case Of The Mysterious, Outrageous, Big Red Phone!”



  1. 1

    That's called being a pretentious doosh. Lenny Kravitz did it first, than that horrible madge the vadge, now this idiot. No, your not kool, you look like a fucking moron.



  2. 2

    Perez, this is strange to you? How is this any stranger than anything Gaga wears?



  3. 3

    Re: hoochpitRe: hoochpitRe: hoochpitRe: hoochpitRe: hoochpitRe: hoochpitRe: hoochpit – Uhm. No, it actually isn't being a pretentious douche. I've seen that thing in stores. They plug into your smart phone so you can talk without holding the phone close to your ear. Everybody has one.



  4. 4

    personally I love my Moshi moshi…I do only use it at home but whatevs if he likes his so much he uses it all the time



  5. 5

    It's a phone you plug into your iPhone,then use it like an old school phone.



  6. 6

    Re: rak723Re: DemodeRe: rak723 – Umm, no, everyone doesn't have one. Where the fuck are you that everyone has one. And yes, it is pretentious, it's a look at me thing. Ya see, here in the 21st century they make blue tooth so you don't hvae to hold it. So don't give me that bullshit about not holding a phone. What a fucking joke, get a clue doosh.



  7. 7

    Re: hoochpit – It turns out that many wireless devices (like cellphones and even blue tooth) emit radiowaves that are harmful to your health and coud be linked to brain cancer, and other types of cancer… and so its recommended that you avoid holding your phone up to your head, such as when you talk. As a result many pieces like the one he's sporting have come out so that you can speak on the phone but avoid exposing your brain to the radiowaves. So, your 21st century technology can kill you while the rest of us go on being pretentious for health's sake.



  8. 8

    at least it matches the color of his shirt. LOL



  9. 9

    Lol i think it's funny. I even looked it up. Seems like it's good to use at home but not while out.



  10. 10

    Re: ronnie star – Brain cancer risks are not any higher from using cellphones. That "theory" has been completely debunked.