It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Just in case it wasn't badass enough that Rihanna recently tattooed "Thug Life" across her fingers in honor of Tupac, it appears that Machete star Danny Trejo was in the same parlor last night when the pop star came in!
"[She] didn't stop saying thug life the whole time she was getting it done. [She is] one of the downest female thugs in the world. If I was 40 years younger she would be in a lot of trouble."
What we wouldn't have paid to be a fly on the wall during all of THIS!