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Joran Van Der Sloot Appealing Sentence, Plans On Getting Out Of Jail In Five Years, UGH!!

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We really hope this doesn't happen!!

Okay, so get this garbage. The man who admitted to the murder of Stephany Flores doesn't feel well in jail. Aww, poor him..

According to an inside source, Joran van der Sloot is appealing his sentence and hoping to be a free man on parole in five years.

Apparently the brat has been complaining about poor drinking water and food. Uhm, what did he expect?? Evian?? Give us a break!!

We've been following this since the Natalee Holloway mess — back when he confessed to that murder on tape but later retracted it to right now that he's behind bars for another murder. And he doesn't seem to show any real remorse.

So we hope the judge sees through his pity party!! UGH!!!

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3 comments to “Joran Van Der Sloot Appealing Sentence, Plans On Getting Out Of Jail In Five Years, UGH!!”



  1. 1

    Murder two women and expect decency?



  2. 2

    He is in for the duration. Better get used to it.

  3. cika says – reply to this


    3

    He won't come out of that jail alive. Relax!