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An Open Letter To Simon Cowell

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Find out above why Perez should be one of the new judges on U.S. X Factor!!!
Find out above why Perez should be one of the new judges on U.S. X Factor!!!
Find out above why Perez should be one of the new judges on U.S. X Factor!!!
Find out above why Perez should be one of the new judges on U.S. X Factor!!!
Find out above why Perez should be one of the new judges on U.S. X Factor!!!

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45 comments to “An Open Letter To Simon Cowell”



  1. 1

    You pathetic, desperate little bitch.



  2. 2

    but, you don't know shit about anything, let alone music.

  3. 1finn says – reply to this


    3

    Just pathetic, you begging for a job you are clearly not qualified for.



  4. 4

    Hell to the mother fucking no!! You have expertise my ass remember sliimy your so called flop artist!!



  5. 5

    Dear Simon Cowell,
    Please reserve a place for Mario Lardvagina as a judge on your wonderful show X Factor. That way, it will most certainly go from having disappointing ratings to being off the air in a matter of weeks.
    Best regards…



  6. 6

    Dear Simon Cowell,

    Please do not pick this hypocritical prick for your show. The minute you vote off someone gay, he'd probably quit or cause a stir.



  7. 7

    If it happens, I will never watch. And I'll contact the advertisers and express that. You're an idiot. period. You are NO expert AT ALL. Yes, we smell baloney, it's you.



  8. 8

    America HATES you. Fox would never allow you on their show.



  9. 9

    Just because you reeeally like a few musicians, doesn't make you an expert in the music industry. Everyone has their favorite musicians! We aren't all experts! You're too emotional/fangirl about it to think straight. (Honestly, you look really nervous in this video. You need to relax some. How do you plan to speak in front of a huge audience, if you're nervous in a room by yourself?)



  10. 10

    You just haven't conducted yourself professionally in the past, & unfortunately that's what you'll be known for and it's closed employment doors for you. Do you think they would have been comfortable inviting Avril on the show last season if you were a judge? You've just burned too many bridges with people for them to take confidence in you and employ you in an environment with celebrities.

  11. 7897 says – reply to this


    11

    You have "expertise" in music? What makes you qualified to say that you are a music expert? Do you sing, play and instrument or compose/write music/lyrics? NO!!!!!!! You had a "record label" at one time, and the only act I remember you signing was that disgusting and annoying Sliimy. You do not have the "look" for tv, you are too fem, you over enunciate your words AND in this video it sounded like your mouth was FULL of saliva. Sounded like spit was gonna fly out outta your mouth at any second.

  12. 7897 says – reply to this


    12

    Re: Phibes – LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO @ Mario Lardvagina



  13. 13

    You going to start this fucking begging act again? After your classless Miss America judging (why would choose someone who called women skanks and whores in the first place), you are not welcome, respected or knowledgeable about what constitutes good music. You're a nobody in the entertainment industry and the only person who has to resort to begging to be a judge. The show's rating were bad enough, Cowell is not stupid enough to choose a judge that would destroy the show. Stick to your z-list appearances, they are more your style.



  14. 14

    Your voice IRKS me!



  15. 15

    AN OPEN LETTER TO PEREZ HILTON,
    Perez, What are your credentials to be a singing judge? Do you have a degree in Music studies? Can you write music? Do you play a musical instrument? Can you sing? Anyone can carry a note, but few can truly sing. Because someone likes music and is familiar with singers and artists doesn't mean they should judge others who sing. A good example is Jennifer Lopez. She can barely carry a note. Her singing is so heavily echoed she can barely be heard. In my opinion she has no business being on American Idol. Steven Tyler, to me, isn't much better than JLo, but Steven has credentials. He is a professional musician. AI has turned into a mutual admiration society. The last winner of AI is proof.



  16. 16

    Well i think you'd be great on X Factor. I don't watch it really, but would if you were on there…Ignore the nastys on here……you'll never please everybody. I hope Simon at least considers it.



  17. 17

    hed make a good replacement for drag queen PAULA. i would try flute before saxophone.



  18. 18

    After seeing the music you've promoted on this site, you could clearly be the worst choice possible.



  19. 19

    you guys only know one side of perez. how do you know he doesnt know music? he lives around people who know a shit load. and what do you mean "know music" any ways. simon didnt go to school for it. its all about having an eye for what would be cool. perez kinda has it .and you know what, yes this seems desperate, but damn it, hes asking for a job, like any one else. how else will he get it? so everyone should stfu. also, perez hasa lot of power in the media, whether you like it or not. if they choose him, he can def. support the up and coming artists, that would make a HUGE difference. thye def. should want to be on his good side.



  20. 20

    Re: MayaGaga – He had a record label and if you heard some of the music you'll know why. Type in Slimy in search.

    Perez your voice kills me.



  21. 21

    You are mean and loud, Perez.

  22. barb says – reply to this


    22

    I would never watch with you on, sorry



  23. 23

    Bitch please, you're one delusional douchebag.



  24. 24

    i'm sure simon will place this letter in the circular file…



  25. 25

    I think you would be a perfect addition, for furthering the downward spiral of these talent shows becoming more about who is hosting/judging than who the actual contestants are. Not trying to be hateful, but seriously, is it any wonder why American Idol's first successful winner came out of the first season? Cowell alone was far less polarizing and the audience vote in general was likely least influenced by the judges. Only Carrie Underwood has surpassed Kelly Clarkson, and winners since Underwood have had SEVEN freaking years to take the mantle. While entertaining to see Paula and Simon back together for X Factor's first season, I think it was a mistake to have such huge/established personalities. Nicole Scherzinger was awesome to watch…but she clearly has more to give as a performer and doesn't belong stuck behind a desk.

    So c'mon, your goal is self serving and you're not thinking about what you could contribute to contestants. Myself, my friends, and many others have discovered artists we enjoy before they hit it big…but few would think that qualified us to judge a 5 million dollar talent show.



  26. 26

    …. after that shameless bit of self-promotion…..



  27. 27

    Perez don't make me laugh, you are about as qualified to be a judge on X factor as Newt Gingrich is qualified to be President!! Simon would be a complete idiot for hiring you. I never watched the show, I don't like the showing people who have no talent that are trying out. Its pure exploytation of people who are bad singers. And as American Idol has proven, not many will ever be a household name or have a long career! Kelly and Carrie are truly the exceptions not the Rule. So in closing Perez please how about you go on a hunger strike to get the job and if that doesn't work, please add holding your breath!



  28. 28

    Yeah, right. There are people who probably wouldn't want to be guest performers, because you have talked bad about them on this site. X Factor is about positivity, not tearing people down. And what does you being "the gay" have to do with anything??



  29. 29

    You are too repulsive to be on tv. Gross!

  30. exBFF says – reply to this


    30

    sweetie…tell him you discovered Sliimy. That'll show him you know real talent when you see it.



  31. 31

    HELL NO. you have no place on this show. stick to your blogs. Your 15 minutes of broadcast fame have PASSED.



  32. 32

    You don't have a chance in hell Mario. There's no way they'll put the worlds biggest cyber bully on tv.



  33. 33

    Give

    UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    No one likes you like THAT. And no one ever will!

    You fucked your own reputation up.



  34. 34

    yes he does he knows a heap about bands and music plus he knows alot of musicians

    hes actually the perfect person simon should give him a guest judging position and go from there

    also perez knows how to asskiss and would do so with fineness comon simon at least try him out



  35. 35

    DEAR PEREZ,

    FUCK YOU. YOU ARE A PATHETIC HYPOCRITICAL PIECE OF TRASH. YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO WORK FOR FOX WHO YOU HAVE OPENLY MOCKED AND TRASH-TALKED FOR THE ENTIRE DURATION OF YOUR WEBSITES EXISTANCE. YOU ARE A NOBODY. IF THERE IS A .000001% CHANCE THEY WOULD BAT AN EYELASH IN YOUR DIRECTION I PROMISE I WILL GET AN ONLINE PETITION STARTED THAT I KNOW 90% OF THOSE MILLIONS WHO VISIT YOUR SITE WOULD BE HAPPY TO SIGN.

    THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST DISGUSTING, REVOLTING THING YOU HAVE DONE SO FAR. I HOPE IF THEY CONSIDER YOU THEY READ THESE COMMENTS.



  36. 36

    Re: MayaGaga – you are such a dumb ass. What are you, ten? Go kill yourself.



  37. 37

    Re: RachelSarahM – take ur insane rant elsewhere perez has every right to post his video hes got a huge following and no not all dum kids people with lives homes incomes who watch this show and want to see HIM ON IT.!



  38. 38

    Re: perez posse member 777 – Like your dumb ass? I'm sorry maybe you should count how many people agree with you out of everyone here who commented.

    Literally the hypocrisy of this man, considering the things he has been consistent in bashing such as simon as a person and fox as a station, is unbelievable to me and obviously most people.

  39. Glen says – reply to this


    39

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    NO..



  40. 40

    perez only needed to stick a artist on his site and they flew to the top are u people blind? if so ok kudos to u get a dog to help u but mika john mayer noone even heard of the douches before perez stuc em on here. lady gaga was on here daily for 2 years he knows his music ..! he has 6 million hits or more on his site each month can u do ur maths oh i guess u cant thats 1.5 million or more a week 214 thousand a day 8916 hits or more a hr thats 148 or more a MINUTE…UR DAM RIGHT HES QUALIFIED ok thats all im going to say



  41. 41

    First, you should have dressed differently.. and being zippered up to the throat.. oh wow… i wonder what kind if judge wil you be giving…

    First, you should see yourself on that video.. you are too cheesy for that… No way!! You have no talent for that. You might be good at one thing stick with it. But dont try to judge on others.. you dont even have judgement in the red carpet! You look like a Xmas tree when you dress up.. so please dont, DONT!



  42. 42

    Fox executives should seriously consider Mario if they really want their show to tank ! Stick to blogging please and don't invade the media with your sense of overimportance. You;'ve sold your soul to the advertisers and betrayed your existence, and you're now practicing censorship by not allowing comments in some articles. You're FAKER than silicon!



  43. 43

    Re: Gay Republican – im sure mslsd who book this turd on their show….



  44. 44

    Re: perez posse member 777 – Lmao, you're a Hilton zombie. Counting "hits" doesn't mean he's qualified to be a judge. If that's the case, Rebecca Black would qualify as a judge of music, she should be on the show. Hilton calls every click as a hit, it doesn't translate to the number of people who view his site. You really are a dumbass.



  45. 45

    This video made me cringe so badly! You are basically begging to be a judge - sweetie, if they wanted you, they woulda called you, coz u have done enough hinting in the past for them to know full well that you want a spot on the panel. You are underqualified to be a judge - what kind of expertise or whatever do you have? Add this to the fact that they wouldn't be able to trust you to keep your mouth shut and not blog about it. It would be a really bad business decision for Simon Cowell to make you a judge - simple as that!