We'll admit, we went into last night's Gossip Girl episode with HIGH expectations. We bought into all the hype about it being the 100th episode — the first series ever in CW's history to hit the milestone — and we were all set to weep, scream and gasp for air uncontrollably due to all the shocking surprises that were promised to us. And let us tell you something:
It did not disappoint!!! XOXO!!!
WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD! AND WE ARE WARNING YOU RIGHT NOW, THE BIGGST REVEAL IN GG HISTORY HAPPENED LAST NIGHT, SO UNLESS YOU WANT TO MISS OUT ON A REALLY REWARDING SHOCKER, WE SUGGEST YOU AVERT YOUR EYES IMMEDIATELY! PLENTY OF OTHER STUFF FOR YOU TO READ HERE TODAY!
And for the rest of you, here is our triple GASP worthy recap:
Gossip Girl fan here, and we're ready to dish hardcore about what went down on the Upper East Side last night.
First of all, yes — Blair is now a princess. She marched down that aisle and let Prince Louis put a ring on it, despite the fact that she professed her undying love for Chuck five minutes previously, who her mother sought out and brought to the wedding to change Blair's mind about marrying Louis. (Go Mama Waldorf!) But nothing could deter Blair from her pact with God, so even when Gossip Girl sent out the blast with the video of Blair's confession to Chuck and disrupted the royal wedding (really? not one single person could bare to turn their phone off?), she STILL became the Princess of Monaco.
Or did she? Turns out, even though Louis seemed to be OK with Blair's betrayal during the ceremony, as the couple glided through their first dance, the furious Prince revealed that he was done with her and that their marriage will be "for show" from now on. Blair will be his wife, happy and filled with love in public, but shunned and unwanted in private.
Elsewhere, Serena van der Woodsen, after having a vivid Marilyn Monroe dream (but who isn't having one of those these days, right Lindsay?), finally decided to make her own profession of love to Dan Humphrey. She looked at him straight in the eyes and said, “I love you, Dan Humphrey. Always have, always will.” But then Dan's phone rang … and it was Blair!
"I made a terrible mistake," she says to her Brooklyn White Knight, who quickly drops everything and comes to her rescue with a getaway car to whisk her off to … to be continued! Now, understand what we are saying: Dan ran to be with Blair after Serena, his first true love, admitted she wanted him back! And thus DAIR fans (including us) sucked in an immense amount of oxygen and went: GASP!!!! (That's two!)
But the biggest moment in Gossip Girl history came down the wire at the final moments of the 100th venture. If you blinked, you could've missed it. If you changed the channel, you were a fool. Because in the last 15 seconds of GG, it was revealed, (drumroll please) …
That Georgina Sparks is Gossip Girl!!!! GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, THAT'S what we call a twist! Who the hell saw that reveal coming with all this wedding malarky going on? We didn't, that's for sure!
But what does this mean for Kristen Bell, we wonder??? Does she still get to narrate? Has Georgina been Gossip Girl all along? Or is this a new development? Is the "old" Gossip Girl still out there lurking in the shadows? So many questions!!!
Now that's how you celebrate 100 episodes of television! Bravo!
What did U think? Did the episode live up to your expectations?