That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
You're not Justin Bieber. We repeat — NOT Justin Bieber!
For those of you who still rock out to BSB on a daily basis, you're beloved Nick Carter has just turned 32 and chose to celebrate his birthday good times at Vanity nightclub inside The Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
Yes, that is Nick Carter … and yes, he does have his hair sweeped to the side like The Biebs. You know what's funny, though? Justin doesn't even wear his hair like this anymore! Like, legit! He's even over it!
So what in hell made you think you could pull it off, Nicky? And why would you want to hide your handsome face with all that hair anyway? And why would you add the sideburns???? Is this a joke? Are we being Punked? Are you being Punked?!
Check out more
hot shots of Nick at his B-day party in Vegas in the gallery (below).
[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]