Whatever you do, don't call her a "dirty girl" — even after she's peed herself in public!
In an EXCLUSIVE clip from tomorrow's all-new Jersey Shore, Snooki has the accident to end all accidents when she tinkles on the dance floor. Sorry, let's be more clear:
She pisses all over the dance floor! There are puddles! LOL!
But that's not even the worst part! The worst part happens AFTER she dampens the floor and heads into the bathroom for a "shore shower." One guess what that might be!
Check out the video (above) to see for yourself! Be forewarned - it's disgusting!
But don't laugh: that could be someone's mother!