EXCLUSIVE! Sneak Peek Of Snook's Shenanigans From Tomorrow's All-New Jersey Shore!
Whatever you do, don't call her a "dirty girl" — even after she's peed herself in public!
In an EXCLUSIVE clip from tomorrow's all-new Jersey Shore, Snooki has the accident to end all accidents when she tinkles on the dance floor. Sorry, let's be more clear:
She pisses all over the dance floor! There are puddles! LOL!
But that's not even the worst part! The worst part happens AFTER she dampens the floor and heads into the bathroom for a "shore shower." One guess what that might be!
Check out the video (above) to see for yourself! Be forewarned - it's disgusting!
But don't laugh: that could be someone's mother!
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God damn that's one nasty little troll kunt. Any dude that fucks that is disgusting.
omg she cant be with child thats insane
Paris Hilton, Fergie and now Snookie. It happens.
Snooki and that other fat, short pig are filthy tramps. I've never seen such dirty whores ever! Who can live in such filth? The boys on that show are clean and neat and the girls are disgusting toilet bugs.
Somebody please take this thing out back and shoot it. Just put it down. Thats what you do when your dog gets out of control, starts getting diseases, humps everything in sight, and starts pissing all over the floor. Either put it down or deport its beyond nasty ass back to peru. I beg of anyone. Drag snooki out back, tie it up. point and shoot.
I think everyone is being too nice. I kind of feel bad comparing her to a dog. dogs are higher life forms than her. cleaner too. She doesnt deserve a name or to be called a "her". or a human being. Someone just put it down.
Wow…Just WOW!
only in america does someone like this get rich and famous
she's got money and she is known by people sure, but the money will go and the fame will fade. she will just if at all be remembered as that nasty chick who peed herself, was a complete drunk, total wh@re, humped a plant and was portrayed as a rat monkey in southpark. so honestly let her have this moment because that kind of "no shame or dignity" is not worth it. i cant wait if she ever has a kid that she tries to raise for the question "mommy is that you standing in your own pee puddle air humping all those strangers?"
the other thing i love here is how perez tries not to sound like he is posting commercials for these shows. how he acts as if he is so astonished at the story as he himself cant believe what he's posting. tabloids sites like this one are just an extension of reality shows. the show doesnt stop on the set, they script write and plan "real world stories" to create the buzz or hook people…and many fall for it (simple minds love simple things) i would be suprised if any less the 99% of the stories on reality stars are made up
SHE IS not a "dirty girl" SHE IS A FUCKING PIG.
Im starting a petition to put snooki out of its misery. Honest. 100% serious. Does anyone know how much it cost to put a dog down? Cant be more than a $100 bucks. Sign below if you are with me.
She broke water
This is one disgusting pig . Is 15 minutes up yet?