Ya hear that, Academy? Dustin Hoffman is NOT entertained - let's change that!
"It lasts forever, and don’t think you’re seeing spontaneous behavior. You see couples who are suddenly smooching, and, well, there’s a guy sitting on the ground with the camera at their knees."
"There was one particular time I knew I wasn’t going to win, and when they’d train the camera on me as one of the losers, I wanted to be able to rip open my tuxedo shirt and just have stenciled on my chest, oh, shit. But my wife wouldn’t let me do it."
It sounds like Dustin has some bigger issues with the Oscars as a whole, but one thing we COULD do to at least make this year's show a bit more entertaining for him is……
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