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The Machete Kills One-Sheet Has Arrived!

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Well, they are certainly wasting no time with this flick's promotional material now that it's being financed!

Check out the brand new poster for Robert Rodriguez's sequel to Machete, called Machete Kills, in which Danny Trejo's character will be hired by the U.S. government to stop a Mexican drug lord and billionaire trying to launch a weapon in space (above)!

Pretty much what we'd expect the poster to look like!

Doesn't need much! Just blood splatter and a badass!

AKA exactly what we want for this sequel!

How about U?

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4 comments to “The Machete Kills One-Sheet Has Arrived!”



  1. 1

    I loved the first one!



  2. 2

    The script sounds fucking stupid.



  3. 3

    Can't wait. Blood, gore, guns and half naked chicks.



  4. 4

    Re: Pretty Boys Are Forever – It's an over the top exploitation film, most people would find it stupid.