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Nicolas Cage Assures The World That He Is NOT A Vampire!

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That's EXACTLY the kind of thing we'd expect to hear from a vampire! LOLz!

Check out the video (above) of Nicolas Cage informing David Letterman, the Late Show studio audience, and the entire world that he does NOT drink blood.

We're still not convinced. We recently saw him walking around EL Lay, and he was sparkling all over the place!!!!!

Ah well…perhaps one of these days Nic will tell the truth! Or maybe he'll get caught in the bloodsucking act! Ha!

What do U think? Is Nicolas Cage truly NOT a vampire???

P.S. We're JK! We realize that Nic Cage is actually a human being.

P.S.S. Or is he??????????? (maniacal laugh)

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7 comments to “Nicolas Cage Assures The World That He Is NOT A Vampire!”

  1. 1

    Could you be any gayer?


  2. 2

    It's sad you have to laugh at your own lame posts, semensucker.

  3. 3

    I think that in the Black and white pic that man practiced occcult arts and yes it is possible that they are one…sorry…

  4. 4

    Ugh, SHUT UP Mario… ur such an asshole moron! Not funny. Kill yourself.

  5. 5

    yoy're bringing this lame story UP AGAIN, WENT through this shit 4-6 months ago, you must be GREEN CUZ YOU RECYCLE.

  6. 6

    o perez you silly-ass

  7. 7

    Whoever wrote this is a mong.