Call it karma!
Well, coincidentally, the country's internet is down again!
Previously, when their web went down on Monday, they released a statement saying
That's EXACTLY the kind of thing we'd expect to hear from a vampire! LOLz!
We're still not convinced. We recently saw him walking around EL Lay, and he was sparkling all over the place!!!!!
Ah well…perhaps one of these days Nic will tell the truth! Or maybe he'll get caught in the bloodsucking act! Ha!
What do U think? Is Nicolas Cage truly NOT a vampire???
P.S. We're JK! We realize that Nic Cage is actually a human being.
P.S.S. Or is he??????????? (maniacal laugh)