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Chris Brown's Alleged New Pick-Up Line Causes Nausea!

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Wow. … just… wow.

According to a woman who claims to have been at the Grammy gift lounge the same time Chris Brown was on February 10, he came on to her.

…with the most disgusting pick-up line we've ever heard!

We feel sick just thinking about it!!

She claims he confidently approached her and said:

'Can I get your number? I promise I won't beat you!'

He and his friends laughed, then one yelled, 'That's his new line!' Ugh! I wanted to throw up!

GROSS!!! We're about to throw up too!!!

And when his rep was asked about it, she said:

I'd be surprised if Chris said something that stupid.

But we're not!! This is the same guy who just bragged over Twitter about his Grammy win to all those concerned with his lack of growth since he BEAT and BIT Rihanna!

And THAT is exactly why so many people are still concerned about it. The more he reminds us with silly antics like that, the chance to move on will grow smaller and smaller.

If he really wants to prove everyone wrong, maybe he should spend time giving back to the domestic abuse community instead of insulting the concerned via Twitter. Some more anger management classes might help too!

He can talk that talk all he wants, but until he walks the walk, the only sympathy we have for him is for his lack of maturity to really grow and become the better person he thinks he already is.

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45 comments to “Chris Brown's Alleged New Pick-Up Line Causes Nausea!”



  1. 1

    …Really deserved that Grammy….

    NOT!

    He should be banned from being famous.



  2. 2

    Maybe if he actually expressed remorse or admitted to wrongdoing or perhaps didn't lose his shit anytime someone brought it up… This is exactly the problem. He's an abuser, but he gets awards, so it's OK! (Hint: no, it's not)



  3. 3

    what a dick!!! He didn't learn nothing. He thinks he funny but he should really get his ass kick so we can make fun of him. What a loser



  4. 4

    ….. If it's true, he's a nut job.You don't really make light of this stuff. But hey…. shouldn't we be feeling bad for the women who actually buy this crap? What he did is his business, and we can't change it. But these women who are like "let him beat me!" are so crazy!



  5. 5

    If it's true, it doesn't surprise me. But I don't believe anything I read on your site anymore. You just report shit with no proof. Sources say . . . . blah blah blah. People close to the situation say . . . . blah blah blah.



  6. 6

    This is why I hate ChrisBrown; CHris Brown fans and I wish his whole career was just over. He won't be missed he's not even good.



  7. 7

    Before all your foot stomping and foaming at the mouth, perhaps you should verify this rumor.

    Re: Fantasy – If they banned all artists who have committed a crime, the artist pool would be half drained. Do we really want a squad of morality police for artists? Look what it has done to politics.
    -
    For the record, I am not a fan of the immature Chris Brown, and have no tolerance for abuse against women, but I am sick of the double standard. MJ gets treated like a god even though he was a monster. Leanne Rimes has her career destroyed for committing adultery when we let it go for so many others who have done the same thing.



  8. 8

    Since when are groupies credible sources?? How do we know there is any merit to what she is saying. Ppl will say anything for a bit of attention these days. I think that we should let this story die. I honestly dont think Chris thinks the situation is funny to have turned it into a joke. SMH people should not be defined by their pasts especially if the victim has forgiven. let it go



  9. 9

    No one should ever believe anything you post on your site, you'll be retracting this tomorrow. You post stories constantly that are proven wrong.
    I heard your pickup line is "Can I have your number? I have candy and MattyB is my favorite singer."



  10. 10

    Bible-thumping Perez. It's so sick hearing you scream these insanities.

  11. fid says – reply to this


    11

    My issue with Chris Brown is that he keeps telling people to get over it and F**k off but he has yet to make any real changes to his person. Obviously his upbringing has had an effect on him but he's not getting any councilling to deal with it.

    I grew up in an abusive household and it's traumatizing. But a person has choices and you either choose to repeat the cycle of violence or you choose to help yourself be a better person, to rise above it.

    It's horrible how celebrities/the rich get away with EVERYTHING these days and how people continue to let them do it without blinking an eye. These people are Gods, they should be held by the same standards as us regular folk. Why hasn't any wallstreet CEO's been sent to prison yet? Didn't they just ruin your country forever?



  12. 12

    As disgusting as this is… if it's true… it still doesn't take away from his talent- sadly! But it's still disgusting. It's even worse that his little posse laughed. I don't think he should be banned from being an artist, but maybe he shouldn't be invited to any more special events like the Grammy's if he's gonna act like that.



  13. 13

    This obviously shows that the little brat hasn't learned his lesson and doesn't deserve any success in him music career.



  14. 14

    Re: fid – True



  15. 15

    Re: smooshie888 – I totally agree with you Smooshie, he has not expressed remorse, his so called apology was forced and that was obvious and he keeps up his violence and abusive behaviour, even in public. I can't believe the Grammy's rewarded him, but hey the music industry supports anything that makes them money.



  16. 16

    Re: Karlyle14 – Also it makes me mad that he doesn't realize that this will always be a sensitive subject. He was doing well for awhile, with his apologies and remorseful songs. This awful stunt totally back tracks any progress. Not only is it insensitive, but it's just offensive and gross. Oh yeah and it DIDN'T work. I'm not going to say that he didn't deserve the Grammy, because he is very talented. BUT I really think he needs to do some serious self-reflected, and look at how he's acting. Because things like this not only make you a jerk, but they will not help publicity.



  17. 17

    He never learns, he really is such A PIG!!!



  18. 18

    PEREZ…leave CHRIS BROWN alone…enough already …these are not facts…your making a mockery out of a situation and thats not cool.



  19. 19

    If this is true, Karma is going to be a BIATCH for this guy..



  20. 20

    Once a Douche! He should still be in Jail.



  21. 21

    WHATEVER. If I were with Rihanna, I'd beat her too.



  22. 22

    If you are so disgusted by him, why do you give him space on your website? You are part of the problem. Chris Brown is TRASH.

  23. laz says – reply to this


    23

    AGREED



  24. 24

    I am not a fan of Chris Brown. Beating a woman is always wrong. I don't believe this story. Why does Perez throw up a picture and report every groupy sighting of behaving badly and this is the worst of this woman beater? No drunken brawls. Kicking puppies? One blue comment that is attributed to no one? I bet everywhere he goes he hears people scream at him how he beats women and Rhi. Can't you catch him raging out on that? Cussing people out? I am no fan of Chris brown I can't name 2 songs of his but if your gonna try to make him look bad work harder.

  25. laz says – reply to this


    25

    AGREED HE'S AN ABUSER and A LOSER



  26. 26

    WTFever……. how do you HATERS even know if the bitch was telling the truth? i dont care I judge Chris Brown as an artist and earned that Grammy.



  27. 27

    who would actually believe that. the guy may do/say stupid things. but hes never been THAT stupid.



  28. 28

    A couple of mean rough-n-tumble roller derby gals need to give this motherfucker a good old-fashioned beat-down.



  29. 29

    Chris Brown is a self entitled brat. He beat Rhianna because he thought he would have no retribution and he thought he had a right. Well, winning a grammy makes him more full of himself unfortunately. I hope that one day he will learn that awards and money are not the real value in life. You must actually be a good person inside to really count.



  30. 30

    Re: PeaceB85 – and why would you do that loser?



  31. 31

    Not a credible source- therefore I do not believe it.



  32. 32

    THATS AWESOMEEEE LOLOLOL



  33. 33

    I think promising a girl he won't beat her is a step in the right direction for him.



  34. 34

    Re: DimeDime – lolols lolol



  35. 35

    …could somebody please just beat the shit outta this asshole…..



  36. 36

    Another shining example of blacks in America. They're not even worth it for slave labor TBH…



  37. 37

    Debunked as soon as this thing was fabricated.

    As usual, Perez fell for it.



  38. 38

    LOL. Lighten up! I thought it was funny.



  39. 39

    This is most likely NOT TRUE! if Chris is trying to get people to leave him alone … why would he say that??? You people overreact over stupid stuff & if it ends up not being true, you're gonna look like a retard cus you're going off over nothing! IF this is true, (which i doubt) i most likely wont even stan for Chris anymore . Perez get off his jock with all this BS! Thats all you do, first you love him THEN you start blogging this unnessasary stuff!

  40. @v@ says – reply to this


    40

    You guys have no sense of humor. His situation has been so bad that it's almost laughable.
    It's dark humor, macabre humor, and addresses the elephant in the room directly.



  41. 41

    Perez, I usually like your posts but this is just plain stupid.
    To be soooo sure that this happened and making: "We're about to throw up" comments is really immature. Anyone can come and claim that a celebrity came on to them. Actually, Gerard Butler hit on me yesterday.

    Everyone knows how you fell about Chris. Stop being a bore and stop repeating it.

    Move on from what happend years ago and focus on his great MUSIC, TALENT, DANCING.

    If Rihanna can, why can't you?



  42. 42

    ITS NOT TRUE! LOOK AT HIS TWEETS! lol yall so dumbb :P



  43. 43

    I hope he gets hit by a car.



  44. 44

    Re: @v@ – This is truly one of the most disturbing comments I've read here, and that says a lot. Disgusting and extremely ignorant.



  45. 45

    I really hope that one of these days he'll get his ass kicked by someone who's not having any of his shit. I really do.