As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Rihanna and Chris Brown just gave it to us good!!!
This is such a major mindfuck! And we LOVE it!!!!
Despite previous denials of this rumored to be happening, the former (and possibly on-again) couple jumped on remixes of each others' current singles AND dropped both simultaneously on Monday, which also happened to be Rih's birthday.
Consider our mind blown!
BUT, more than just the newsworthiness of this, both add SO MUCH to the other's song. They make it A BILLION TIMES BETTER!
Check out RiRi on Chris' Turn Up The Music (above).
And then listen to Chris on Rih's full-length version of Birthday Cake (below)!!!!!
P.S. Yes, you DID hear Rihanna sing on Chris' song "I love you baby." And Chris sings on Rih's song, "Girl I wanna fuck you right now. Been a long time, I've been missing you body!"
We are officially DEAD!!!