No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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Looks like a Grammy can't protect anyone from icky crime suspicion!!
As we already discussed, Breezy has been accused of snatching a fan's iPhone, calling her a bitch, and driving away with her property. UGH!!
Of course he's denying all of it, obvi…
Right now the D.A.'s office is just waiting on the probation dept. to recommend the next step. If officials conclude the accusations are true, Breezy will have broken the conditions of his probation.
And if that happens, Chris' butt faces FOUR YEARS in prison!!!
Oooh… Breezy… Breezy Breezy Breezy… we really hope you weren't that dumb!! Cuz ya won't be able to get any of that CAKE, CAKE, CAKE if you're locked up!!
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