If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Slowly but surely, the identities of some of the new contestants coming up on the next season of Dancing With The Stars are being revealed!
According to sources close to production of the reality competition, you should expect to see Sherri Shepherd from The View, Little House on the Prairie star Melissa Gilbert, and Melrose Place actor Jack Wagner, who is also well-known for being Heather Locklear's ex - you know, the one who got into that fight with her in December which led to that infamous 911 phone call!
As usual, it's quite the, ahem, 'assortment' of talent!
We'll be interested to hear who else they snag!
How about U?
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