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Posted: Feb 27, 2012 at 2:55 am / Email this  »

29 comments to “facebook-im-going-to-wear-a-slit-in”



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    Angelina Joli is the only person who can manage to look snooty and trashy at the same time. I wish people would stop calling her Hollywood royalty. You want to see the queen of Hollywood? She won best actress tonight.



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    Whatever you do Perez, please don't post a picture of it. We really do not want to see your pasty, flabby, toneless legs. It's bad enough you keep posting this new close up of you that shows your botched hair transplant in all its glory. Memo to you, it looks like a dead fucking rat on that distorted potatoe thing of yours called a head.

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    Anorexic is not attractive! Her knees are knobby and her tooth-pick arms and hands have creepy bulging veins. Her face is still pretty but looking emaciated too. Eat a burger Angie!



  4. 4

    This girl needs a sandwich.!!!



  5. 5

    she is gorgeous



  6. 6

    she's so skinny she looks like an nazy concentration camp prisioner, seriously! and you, El Kreepo, yeah, take a pic like that, and post it on craigslist! lol!



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    Ugh, I'm sooo over "hollywood" always kissing Angelina's & Brad's asses all the time. Especially how no one will ever DARE to criticise her look on the red carpet (quite the opposite, really…they always GUSH about how great she looks). Seriously….it's apparent that she has a stunningly beautiful face. But the body? Ummm, Olive Oil from Popeye called and she wants her figure back…



  8. 8

    Angelina looked absolutely fantastic.



  9. 9

    That's and "extra leg" that is part of the dress, so she wouldn't fall over.



  10. 10

    WHAT was up with her weird, skinny, anorexic arms ? ! At one point, when she was presenting, the one on the right kept moving in a spastic fashion - weird !



  11. 11

    She needed that slit in the dress to air out her smelly, hairy TWAT as Brad had 'done her good' immediately before the show, in the limo. Poor Jen…they were front row center and all….All she has is some D-List actor in his 40s who dresses like a mid-west teen-age punk ! LOL !



  12. 12

    Jennifer Aniston is TOO FAT to wear a dress like this…Just say'n …..



  13. 13

    why was she posing on stage …sticking her leg out?? She looked like a freak.



  14. 14

    BTW - the show was BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING ! Terrible, un funny, slow moving… dreadful !



  15. 15

    If you look closely, you'll see that the dress was designed that way. She's not sticking her leg waaaaay out, her left leg is close by and she's standing straight up.



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    Come on guys, this act is a nervous act. Will we ever see the real Angie? It's really stupid, except to really horny people, and I was under the impression those kind of people made her mad. Unless, she saw Jens boyfriend dancing on that Ellens show LOL Maybe that's what's bringing on jolies sex appeal, cause I don't get it. Go up in front of all of those stars and whoop out that leg like that. Lady you have 6 children, who just covered there eyes, and said oh brother.



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    Re: Bigdawg – The award for best caption goes to… 'Bigdawg'!
    Seriously - you nailed it.
    Cheers.



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    Re: Galaxygrrl – lol She needs the whole loaf of bread.



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    She looks goofy with her leg hanging out. It looks completely unnatural and uncomfortable. It makes her legs look really short and like her dress is wearing her rather her wearing it. I give her dress 2 stars- her make-up and hair look great though.



  20. 20

    She looks stunning! She's obviously posing like this to show off the cut of the dress otherwise it would look too boring. She looks beautiful as always and is consistently beautiful on the red carpet.



  21. 21

    She's making a mockery out of the whole idea/situation. She's a beautiful women inside and out. Who would take that pose seriously? Look at the expression on her face. She was only acting out for the camera's.



  22. 22

    Put that pasty chicken leg away NOW! What was she thinking?!



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    Re: skylark211 – oh please a mockery of something that is already lampooning itself? the oscars has been a joke for at least 10 years



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    Re: slschmit – unnatural? do you see where her other leg is? it's not like she's standing with her legs spread. the dress sticks out to the side on it's own



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    She looks like she is selling something. Not sure what though. She's pretty but come on the leg looks unnatural. She is too thin. Brad didn't look great either. That hair. Ugh
    I like both of them sometimes, but the media holds them up as the ultimate everything. Are they really?



  26. 26

    I don't think she is too thin… just a huge WHORE!



  27. 27

    Would have looked better if she had a peg leg.



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    It's not even about the dress or her leg being to damn skinny.. is was about the obnoxious, look at me, look at me stupid , awkward poses she kept fucking doing with her leg.. like damn she just had to let the world know it was one of those dresses that has a slit you can show your fucking leg through.. ridiculous and stupid.. she acted like a total douche the way she kept standing.. first time she has ever really annoyed the fuck out of me.. attention whores i swear, they are everywhere…



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    She's just having fun! I don't see why her long, skinny, shapely leg gets some people so upset. She's a beautiful women. If she were some fat slob, I don't think there would be so many objections. She posing, enjoying herself/having fun. What did she do wrong? Look beautiful? Jealousy is a disease that's so easy to diagnose.