That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Now that Octavia Spencer's taken home an Oscar, the best supporting actress is already making plans for the future.
"I don't have one role that I want to play. I want to be a producer. I want to be an activist. I want to be proactive in bringing about work for men, women, boys, girls, everybody who is good at what they do and deserve a shot."
Using her fame to do good things? Sounds like a great idea to us!
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