Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
In Conan's version of the interview, Lindsay Lohan continues her comeback tour and Matt Lauer asked her everyone's top question for her:
Can Pakistan and the United States be allies? Lolz!
Obvis, Linds can handle that question but she chooses to decline comment.
Check out the video (above) for the HIGHlarious spoof.
From one ginge to another, it's all in good fun!