Jay Z is one lucky man.
Little Blue Ivy isn't anywhere to be seen -- sometimes mommy and daddy need some sexy alone time!
Ch-ch-check out the sexy video, below:
From Dance Moms to Jesus Warriors to Honey Boo Boo Chiles to Prostitution Whores, we at PerezHilton.com believe that this category is LONG overdue!
And what better way to introduce the Reality Star of the Week than with THIS gem?!
Unless you're an insomniac, work third shift, or are Edward Cullen, and therefore, don't sleep, you may not have heard of the VH1 reality series Ton of Cash, which premiered in August of last year and aired on Thursday mornings at 2am EST because of low ratings!
But man, oh man, were you missing out, because one of the contestants on this diamond in the rough, which centered around a group of people trying to haul $1,000,000 from L.A. to Las Vegas, was Jonny Sarhanis, otherwise known as The Greek Mystique, an arm wrestler from Cape Cod!
According to his biography on the show's official website:
After watching the arm wrestling movie Over the Top as a child, Jonny, aka The Greek Mystique, decided to model his life after Sylvester Stallone. He has since gone on to win multiple arm wrestling titles in his weight class. As a professional arm-wrestler, Jonny has the guns to overpower just about anyone, but when it comes down to the real world, he can be a bit of a loose cannon.
What this biography DOES NOT tell you is that our dear Jonny is also a motivational speaker, as you can see by the farewell speech he gave to his castmates after he was eliminated fourth!
Ch-ch-check it out (above)!
AMAZING! Truly! We have been brought to TEARS!
You may not have won Ton of Cash, but you are officially awarded the first official Perez Hilton Reality Star of the Week!