Jay Z is one lucky man.
Little Blue Ivy isn't anywhere to be seen -- sometimes mommy and daddy need some sexy alone time!
Ch-ch-check out the sexy video, below:
This sketch isn't a far stretch from Linday Lohan's real life.
In fact, she even plays herself in the "Scared Straight" skit with Kenan Thompson, above.
Is this really all the writers could give her?? She's not exactly spreading her wings here….
Sigh, watch her prison sketch above. It's not pretty. Jason Sudeikis' laughing break is the only redeeming quality here.
P.S. Srsly though, enough with the rape jokes, SNL. Not funny.