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Watch Lindsay Lohan's Opening Monologue On SNL Here!

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Was this the return of Lindsay Lohan??

Hmm, we don't think so, considering she hardly even looked like herself, but we'll give her an A for effort.

Check out LiLo's return to television with her SNL opening monologue above.

We DO give her credit for making fun of her troubled past (drugs, ankle monitors, jewelry stealing) and THANKFULLY, there are HIGHlarious cameos by Kristen Wiig, Jimmy Fallon, and Jon Hamm to keep the comedy going.

Otherwise, the whole night was a miss…

Watch her opening monologue above and tell us what U think.

Did U watch? What did U think of LiLo's return to SNL??

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38 comments to “Watch Lindsay Lohan's Opening Monologue On SNL Here!”

  1. 1

    It wasn't what it was cracked up to be that's for sure, and the material she had to work with wasn't exactly workable nor hilarious. She did OK though, what the fuck. Just stay clean Lindsay and stop fucking around with your face, you looked funny and your voice sounds like it's coming out of an aged, puss-filled vagina, time to give up the smokes. She gets a C+ from me.

  2. 2

    Listen guys, no matter the material a good actress can make it work. And honestly with all the hype, I expected a lot better from her. She wasn't even ok, she was bad. Not the worst they've had in the last year, but among the worst.

  3. 3

    She was clearly nervous - tried her best but stumbled over a few lines, extended pauses here & there. Didn't really add much comedy to her characters or sketches. She wasn't great, she wasn't bad. She was just ok. It wasn't a memorable appearance.

  4. 4

    I planned my whole night around watching Lindsays "comeback" on SNL and am bummed to say I was dissapointed. Not only did she look like a clone of Lara Flynn Boyle's plastic face (sorry but it is Hollywood) but the only sketch that was worth a laugh was The Real Housewives of Disney. Thanks to a standout female cast Lindsay shined a bit. After that it was all down hill. The opening monologue gave hope to this being a great show but her constant obvious viewing of her cue cards did her no favors. After all she had almost a 30 min break from when the first song started until after the Weekend Update, plenty of time to rehearse more. If she did, it just didn't reflect. The last thing I have to say is I truly hope someone can convince this young girl, who needs no fillers or injections, to stop with any alterations to her face right now. Its making her look distorted and she's losing her "look" in favor of a plastic caricature of herself.

  5. LoriC says – reply to this


    Poor girl. She was just awful. Worse than I could have imagined, actually. Aside from that horrid puffy face and bad hair, she was way too obvious looking off stage to read her lines and STILL couldn't deliver them well. :( Girl better figure something out STAT. AND…my god, her voice! Sounds like a mix between a 5 pack a day smoker and someone with a terminal sinus situation. :/

  6. 6

    SNL needs better writers. One good sketch (Real Housewives of Disney) from a 90 minute show is pathetic. The best written thing last night was Jack White's song.

  7. 7

    I'm not trying to be mean, but really what has she done with her face? Are they cheek impants? Really… what has she done?

  8. 8

    Re: Bigdawg – Not implants … injections of restylane. Lasts about 3-6 months.

  9. 9

    I'm actually surprised that anyone could have had high enough expectations of her to be disappointing. I'm not even trying to be mean, but really? When has she ever wowed us with any performance? She has never been a very good actress, and with everything that has been going on with her I definitely didn't expect much from her hosting SNL. Honestly, she did OK… for her. Not bad, but far from good.

  10. 10

    I think she made it work for what the writers gave her to work with. Hey Perez, how many times have you hosted SNL? Oh, that's right, none. :) p

  11. 11

    It was SO bad. What I can't believe is that people are actually trying to make excuses for her and blame the writing. The writing on SNL has been terrible for YEARS, yet others have very little problems with their lines. Totally makes you think that the reason she did SNL was because if it went badly, she'd have someone else to blame (the writers), since she is never responsible for anything. She even sucked during the Disney thing. Everyone else was great in that, but her small part was just terrible. She needs to rethink her career choice. Maybe take some acting lessons, but at this point I don't think that those could even help her.

  12. 12

    I hope no one expected too much from her. She spent the last 7 years in and out of rehab, jail, and court. She needs to practice and regain her confidence. At least she showed up. For my not so high expectations, she was alright. The Real Housewives of Disney skit was funny.

  13. 13

    Your a Moron Perez!!!!!
    Trying your best to get Australians to follow you,showing ads to advertise with you, but you cant follow thru, then you post shit that cant be seen outside of america!!!!!!

  14. 14

    Re: themadprincess – Um, there's a reason she had so little to work with, she couldn't handle more and I think that was obvious. Originally, she had a lot more lines and there were even more skits, but it had to be left out because she was incapable of doing it. Wonder why the Weekend Update was longer than usual and why it had the added Snooki thing at the end that seemed out of place? Because up until right before it went on, another skit was scheduled to be there. Lindsay had some type of issue, though and they had to do the Snooki thing to fill time. The whole night was completely unprofessional on her part.

  15. 15

    I once heard that the writers save the good material for those they like. Judging by the crap they wrote last night they did not like Lindsay, She did good considering the poor sketches

  16. 16

    HORRID. let's be real…snl hasn't had good actors/writers for almost 20 years. so with all those bad actors, lindsay fits in perfectly. and to think they casted her as elizabeth taylor, this world has gone to shit in the entertainment industry. i just can't b bothered anymore.

  17. 17

    No secret that you wanted her to fail, you're taking out all your failures on everyone else.

  18. 18

    OK. Here's what I think. You are ugly Perez. You really want her to fail, don't you. You a nd that Paris Hilton crowd are still out here to bully her when ever you can.

    See, I have no feelings about it one way or another. Lindsay is just another troubled H'wood kid who is like dozens of other ones. Not special or unique. So, IMO, she did no harm. She wasn't awful or embarrassing, and she wasn't hilarious and really, really funny. She was OK. Like I said, she did no harm. And based on how people like you want her to fail, who are hoping she'll fail, I'd call it a win.

  19. 19

    I bet the people who hired Lindsay to play Elizabeth Taylor are sh1tting themselves now. Crap that was bad!!

  20. 20

    The whole night i just kept asking myself, why did they give her THOSE lines? the writers didn't give her not one funny line, maybe a few in the beginning but that's IT. Why didn't they cast her as Cinderella in the first sketch? honestly it would have made way more sense and she would have been hilarious, but no. Of course she did read a lot of the cue cards and i was also disappointed in that, but if she was reading funny lines it would have been at least ok but wtf that was horrible.

  21. 21

    Re: ickynicky – Oh, and how do you know that? An insider told you? *sigh*

  22. 22

    She sucked. There's nothing worse when a lazy host can't be bothered to learn their lines. She didn't know much of her lines, she flubbed a lot and always had to read the tele prompter.
    I don't know why the fuck people claim she's such a great actress: Is it based on the two successful movies she made yeeeeaaars ago as a young teen? Well it's over. She's done.
    And honestly I feel horrible for her over that freak face she's created.
    She was such a pretty, pretty, sexy girl. NOW? Inflated pillow face is horrible and those prolapsed anus lips are sickening. The new horse teeth veneers look like Ali Lohan dentures.
    She is a mess.

  23. 23

    its not that she can 'act', because she definitely still can, that much was obvious. she looks clean and healthy and at the end it was clear that she thought that the night was a success. i was happy to see her do something career related. i laughed at most of the sketches and im pretty sure that A LOT of this was planned at the last minute. hopefully she'll be able to redeem herself when she actually has something to promote besides herself getting her life beck together

    i think that it sucks that an actress that is used by the media for her NUMEROUS mistakes is trying to get her career back in shape and it basically being laughed at for trying to do something productive

  24. 24

    I truly don't get how she did poorly? I saw every acting face she ever has had? When she acts she rolls her eyes looks away and sighs? That is her acting? I thought she was classic Lohan w/ a few nerves I don't get how she was "bad" They got Lohan?

  25. 25

    Re: nicolecullen41090 – I stopped taking you seriously after you said she looks 'clean and healthy'. Sounds like something Dina Lohan would say about Lindsay, not people with eyes in their head.

  26. 26

    Lindsay's Opening Monologue ROCKED ! LL was Great ! As far as the skits she was given Meryl Streep herself could not make them funny . You can only do so much with the skits you are given . Lindsay was funny and did a Great job ! What is wrong with you Perez ?!

  27. 27

    Re: themadprincess – Well said Girl ! I agree

  28. 28

    SNL has ALWAYS been a terrible show, I never find that show funny, the only reason I watched it last night was because of Lindsay and I believe that's the same for lots of people. SNL should seriously hire some new writers. I really don't think it's fair to blame on Lindsay, it's not her job to be a comedian, as a host, she did ok, not good but not terrible. I did NOT find one single person funny, not even Kristen Wiig.
    Some people keep saying Lindsay is a bad actress blah blah blah, so are alot of other actresses in Hollywood, she is actually talented when u compare her to actresses like Megan Fox or Kristen Steward. There are tons of actresses who can't act in hollywood, stop picking on Lindsay alone.

  29. 29

    Re: ickynicky – i thought she was great!! love that bitch!! i think the writers failed her!! she was on!! :-)

  30. 30

    Re: Moniker – shut the fuck up, ya drone. :-)

  31. 31

    Re: ShoeWhore – something tells me you EAT a lot of puss-filled vagaina!! loser canadian!! you know we use you as our PARKING LOT!! lollllllllllllllllll!! :-)

  32. 32

    Re: nicolecullen41090 – well said!! poor moniker is just obsessed with us popular commenters!! lol!! love ya babe!! xo :-)

  33. 33

    Re: Lady Amalthea – you're no lady!! you're a homely jealous uptight twat cleaner that hates us popular people!! esp. gorgeous girls!! are you also FAT?? lOLlllllOllll!! :-)

  34. 34

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  35. 35

    AWFUL! One of the worst episodes of SNL I've ever seen her face is disgusting. She looks like someone beat her face with a bat for an hour. Gross girl quit with the fillers

  36. 36

    God watching that again was painful it wasnt funny at all. And everyone seriously they did have John Hamm as a second host. Thats how much they trust this fucking trainwreck whore. GO AWAY LINDSAY YOUR TIME IS UP!

  37. 37

    Re: FatAzzPooHeadDoodleAre you mentally retarded? You arent funny shut the fuck up

  38. 38

    Re: RachelSarahNYC – keep *bolding* your comments!! it's very un-mentaly retarded!! lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!! p.s. and everyone knows you don't live in nyc!! you're a pudgy mid-westerner dweller!! btw, fatty, i LOVE that you admit to watching the episode TWICE!! lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! :-)