Ashton Kutcher Spotted Out With New GF And They … OMG! What's Wrong With His Face?!Bye Bye, Jake Paul! Disney Channel Drops Controversial Star -- He Says He Will 'Focus More On My Personal Brand'
Boy, the timing here sure is curious...
In statements released late Saturday, YouTube star Jake Paul and the Disney Channel mutually announced that they are parting ways, and he will no longer be part of Bizaardvark any more.
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This couldn't be because Jake is literally everything that's wrong with YouTube could it?!
Or that he has a little problem with his neighbors and may be facing eviction for acting like a jackass?!
Hey, who knows -- but again, the timing of this announcement is very, very curious.
Here's how Jake shared the news (below):
[Image via YouTube.]
Dude, cut the fuckin' Botox injections out. You look like a 55 year old hooker with that face, hair, and pumps you've been walking around in. ONCE AGAIN surrounded by a bunch of "yes men". But really, you're totally fucking your face up. Stop listening to the people that tell you it looks "fannnttaatthhhtiiccc" - THEy're full of shit and privately want to see you fail, regardless whether or not they call you "friend". Smarten up, dude. Smarten up.
And get back in the gym, you're turning into jello. Comon man. COmon.
Yeah right - paid crew gets on side - what a newsflash
And no, it's not "a bad picture", like they're telling you RIGHT NOW. That's what you look like. Fire them all. Shit, call Perez, he'll be honest. The one and only time I ever refer that douchebag. At least he'll be honest.
Ok so let me get this straight, Perez, you talk shit on her when shes doing badly…when her drug addiction is getting the worse of her. Then, when shes attempting a come back and a sober life, you continue to talk shit. If she was a "gay Icon" or a financial supporter of gay things, would you still talk crap out of your ignorant ass mouth????
She didn't even read the cue cards well. And SNL sucks, why they refuse to touch obama with all the hysterical material he gives them is beyond me.
Yes, she was a good sport and she really tried hard. But she was still sub-par. They are commenting on her attitude and not saying a word about her actual performance.
Why does everyone insist on codling her? SHe sucked on SNL plain and simple. She was never very talented so this should not be a surprise. The only thing she is godo for is to be the butt of the joke so why be "gentle". She looks like shit and depsite what she says she is still and addict. Her 15 were up a long time ago!!!!!
One guy said she was a good sport for getting mocked and one guy was impressed when she ad libbed by taking the mic and saying "preach".
Wow. That's some excellent praise right there. Quite a testament to Lohans spectacular acting abilities and her as a wonderful human.
Taran should just STFU and stick to being so cute and fuckable.
The show was great. It had to be better than its host and it was. It was very' funny. And she was SO nervous so, yeah, I cringed, but I didn't feel appropriate hating her for it. The whole world is watching her every move. I'm human enough to make allowance for that.
It's difficult for me not to reserve empathy for an individual who is world-reknowned for her flaws and mistakes. I'd like her to stop making headlines, but that's not realistic. Because after all these years I think we're watching and waiting for her to die, to kill herself or over-dose. Why else is she relevant? The whole insistence on obsession with Lindsay Lohan is confounding in its venom, ferocity and aggression. It's so very unnerving to me. It's too powerful a manipulation. I'd rather see someone in her current position succeed for a moment on a live sketch comedy show she was once quite good at hosting then pay attention to her through any other format. This coming from a 17-years-devoted fan of SNL and of empathy, a withering rarity in the public at large. The show was great and she was visibly terrified, but there were a few moments in which she was naturally funny and entertaining. I'm not her advocate, but I think the continually firing rail gun of negative criticism could have paused while someone tried not to seem beaten. It is accurate to say that even you Perez are bullying the hell out of Ms. Lohan.
The actors stood behind THEIR******* Lohan.
she looks horrible!!!!! so old, like a cross between courtney love, tara reid and her mom. so sad! and who the hell does her makeup????????
Lindsay Lohan didn't do too bad on Saturday Night Live. She only really messed up during that jail skit when they were talking about rape and stealing necklaces.
Ya know, am rooting for her to get her shiz together, but there are those balloon lips again, especially the poor lower one. If you keep injecting them, do you eventually lose all feeling for good? Be careful, girl.
She looks like a bad drag performer trying to be a Cher-Lohan hybrid. And the lips? Next stop - Clown College.
What happened to her,Lindsay used to be a Hot looking Redhead.Now I can't even think of a word to describe how UGLY she is.
as they should, she did amazing!
GOD she looks like SHIT.
Re: buck – , why they refuse to touch obama with all the hysterical material he gives them is beyond me" VERY SIMPLE they, the producers" are extremely liberal, can't make fun of their "guy" They hammered both bushes VERY HARD, but kissed Billy and nobammas ass.
Her eyes are so dead…really sad what fame can do to some. She is such a washed up has been grasping at anything to try and save what was a childhood career. So sad to be so young and look like that. She looks dead. She seriously needs a stylist!
Re: tallguy10 – I'm not kidding about losing the sense of feeling. A friend had radiation for a lip cancer, lost feeling, and he unknowingly drooled after that. He couldn't tell he was dripping.
what has she done to herself????
SNL is usually unwatchable and I've been watching the show since the 90s. The current cast only has a couple of funny actors and the show's usually a hit or miss. Lindsay was obviously nervous but anyone would be if the whole world knew every mistake they made and was watching, waiting for her to mess up. I thought the show was one of the better ones of this season. People who are professional actors sometimes can't even carry the show. Katy Perry was just WHORE-ibble when she hosted she wasn't funny at all. Shame on you, you're such a hypocrite you preach that we all have to be nice to each other and whatnot yet you criticize others as if you're somehow better. You are only famous because you talk shit about actual famous people who have talent. I am so glad will.i.am punched you in the face a couple years ago. IDC who you think you are now that you have a little bit of fame, but you should remember you are not even a real celebrity.
Two Thumbs up for Lindsay ! Two thumbs down for Perez who seems to really have a problem with LL
Whoever did her make up completely missed her cheekbones and I'm not really sure how…