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Snooki's Fiancee Jionni LaValle Calls Baby 'ShortnTan'

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Guys.

If Jionni LaValle calls the baby he and Snooki, um, conjured?, what he wants to call it, the world will end.

Wait for it … he wants to name his child 'ShortnTan'.

In fact, he's already calling it that on Twitter!

Earlier today, he tweeted:

"Thank You everyone!! Sorry about that wait but glad everyone's happy!! Nicole and I are real excited!! Our baby is going to be #ShortnTan."

Though, if they go with that spelling, will its first name actually be hashtag??

HA!

But in all reality, it's just awesome to see him so excited!

If he can carry that excitement all the time, he just might turn out to be a pretty decent dad!

What do U guys think??

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23 comments to “Snooki's Fiancee Jionni LaValle Calls Baby 'ShortnTan'”



  1. 1

    I don't think he wants to name the baby, shortntan, I think he thinks the baby is going to look "short and tan."



  2. 2

    What I'm getting from that tweet is that he said his baby will be short and tan, not that he will call him ShortnTan, right?



  3. 3

    Glad to see he's taking this whole parent thing so seriously…



  4. 4

    hes saying the baby will be SHORT AND TAN.
    come on perez, you're not THAT dumb.



  5. 5

    What the "F" is she wearing? If this is fashion forward, I'd rather die. Seriously. That is one of the dumbest outfit I've ever seen. LOW CLASS all the way.



  6. 6

    this kid is going to be a midget



  7. 7

    They're going to be popping out a rather short person, they're both extremely short. Might have some developmental issues, too, considering that the baby momma and baby daddy like to drink and smoke, which creates all sorts of issues for a new person. Anyway, nobody wants to see a disaster in the making, so I hope she comes to her senses and pops out the baby in private and not on TV, geez. Nobody wants to have a new reality TV series documenting their newly-born short autistic baby with ADD, or this or that.

  8. DevGA says – reply to this


    8

    Are you that dumb, Perez? He's saying their child will be short and tan.



  9. 9

    All you have to do is look at her clothing as of late to realize there's no way she's ready for a child. It all screams immature club rat. I really hope she gets her stuff together and turns out to be a great mom.



  10. 10

    but what he's thinking is, "woo hoo, this kid will bring me another couple minutes of "fame." I'm sure when you and Snooki break up, you'll want your own "show" too. Go away



  11. 11

    He's saying that the baby will be SHORT and TAN not called shortntan… come on.



  12. 12

    they do realize they're not *actually* tan, right? they're both SPRAY TANNED/tanned from tanning beds - otherwise they'd both be paler than his shirt - if their baby is going to be "tan" they're going to have to get that little dude in the tanning salon as soon as it's born. I swear these nutcases are totally delusional about literally EVERY thing, it's so bizarre.



  13. 13

    I think they might actually pop out some kind of really short Inca baby. Who knows, maybe it might grow up to be one of those Peruvian trannies with attitude, i.e., kick cops in nuts to avoid getting tickets or whatnot, or just blurt out, "Hey, my mom's Snooki, so fuck off already !! And do you have a couple bucks ?!?"



  14. 14

    SHE'S 4 FOOT HES 5 FOOT SO I GUESS THEYRE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE PERSON ?? FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD



  15. 15

    "what did you do on TV mommy"? why little susie creamcheese i just "played" myself, a short nasty, drunken STD infested whore. that's why it was so easy, and your daddy did the same. a drunken STD infested brainless punk" "aren't you proud of us. I'm sure all your school friends are so excited"



  16. 16

    bitch dresses like a CHEAP low class street crack whore. i wouldn't fuck her with peerex's dick.



  17. 17

    Seriously? You're trying too hard for a juicy story. He's not naming the baby "shortntan" he's saying the baby will come out being short and tan. I am really disappointing you're trying to make a story out of this right now



  18. 18

    She has to realize that ANY guy over a 3 only sleeps with that hair lipped goofy lookin' pear shaped body of hers for one thing. And it's not the sex…god she's nasty.



  19. 19

    can snooki ever look classy?



  20. 20

    Let the countdown begin! www.shortntan.com



  21. 21

    This money hungry slut only got knocked up to stretch her 15 minutes, any dirtbag off the street could be the father.



  22. 22

    Not exactly Perez.Jionni said the baby was going to be short and tan.and they're not thinking about baby names right now.and I wish Snooki would look decent,since she's going to be a first-time mother.because she still dresses like a slut every day.

  23. auds says – reply to this


    23

    Yeah, you're not too bright Perez… he was saying the child will be short & tan, not that they want to name it that. Now if only there was a way to prevent this child from being born.