You can’t even make this stuff up!!!!
Recently, a fight escalated into an all-out brawl between a Denver police officer, Michael Nuanes, and his girlfriend after she had forgotten to change her status to “in a relationship” on Facebook after they started dating.
Nuanes turned violent, and according to reports, punched his girlfriend in the ribs, pulled her hair out and assaulted her through the bathroom door as she hid.
But get this - Nuanes claims HE was the one who was hurt! He reported his girlfriend had assaulted him and injured his foot, which resulted in him beating her.
Nuanes’ girlfriend’s weapon of choice? A Justin Bieber doll.
"Nuanes stated that [his girlfriend] had thrown a 'Barbie Doll' at him, which bruised his foot and [said] that it hurt … Nuanes pointed out a 'Justin Bieber' doll, which was the item used to injure him." He also said she "bit his finger and that it also hurt."
The man was arrested on January 27 … but no charges were filed against the girlfriend.
Guess assualt via The Biebs isn't considered a crime!
Cray-cray. Violence is never the answer!!!