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Justin Bieber Doll Used For Evil! Cop's Girlfriend Assaults Him With One!

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You can’t even make this stuff up!!!!

Recently, a fight escalated into an all-out brawl between a Denver police officer, Michael Nuanes, and his girlfriend after she had forgotten to change her status to “in a relationship” on Facebook after they started dating.

Nuanes turned violent, and according to reports, punched his girlfriend in the ribs, pulled her hair out and assaulted her through the bathroom door as she hid.


But get this - Nuanes claims HE was the one who was hurt! He reported his girlfriend had assaulted him and injured his foot, which resulted in him beating her.

Nuanes’ girlfriend’s weapon of choice? A Justin Bieber doll.

The affidavit reads:

"Nuanes stated that [his girlfriend] had thrown a 'Barbie Doll' at him, which bruised his foot and [said] that it hurt … Nuanes pointed out a 'Justin Bieber' doll, which was the item used to injure him." He also said she "bit his finger and that it also hurt."

The man was arrested on January 27 … but no charges were filed against the girlfriend.

Guess assualt via The Biebs isn't considered a crime!

Cray-cray. Violence is never the answer!!!

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6 comments to “Justin Bieber Doll Used For Evil! Cop's Girlfriend Assaults Him With One!”

  1. 1

    The real strange thing is that she would have a Beiber doll.

  2. 2

    This is nothing to joke about, but something tells me her new status will be "it's complicated"..

  3. 3

    I can just imagine where you've had your Bieber doll.

  4. 4

    What the fuck is a grown woman doing with a Justin Beiber doll?

  5. @v@ says – reply to this


    So I'm guessing that she's unfriending the loose cannon now, rather than finding time to remember to change it to 'in a relationship.'
    Not the brightest thing for him to do to a prospective squeeze.
    In fact, isn't that felony assault? Yikes at this guy.

  6. 6

    also just so you know the Bieber Doll is made in the actual size of the real Justin Bieber.