Sorry John, but this isn't even UR first gay sex scandal! Not good!
This week, John Travolta's alleged attempt to have sex with a male massage therapist that he picked up anonymously via Craigslist made the cover of National Enquirer…and made us all go "ugh."
The Kardashians were (of course) featured on the cover of In Touch because apparently things are going south with all of their relationships with men! How DARE Scott Disick get his own apartment after too many fights with Kourtney! LOLz!
As for Jennifer Aniston, she's getting married and having a baby with Justin Theroux, as always. Thanks, Life & Style!
In related news, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are ALSO getting ready for marriage AND more kids! This MUST be true, because OK! would never tell a lie. Nope…..never…….
US Weekly is talking about some serious Bachelor dramarama! We're not 100% sure how many people care about this given the show's weak finale ratings, but it's definitely an interesting story for die-hard fans of the show (if any of U still exist).
Finally, Globe has got some royal relationship dramz for us! Apparently, Charles and Camilla have finally spit! Excuse us while we take a royal GASP!
What do U think about this week's tab stories (above, and below)? Which one intrigues U the most???
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