All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Lindsay Lohan has a guardian angel… and her name's Sarah!
While the man who claims LiLo hit him with her car at the Sayer's Club files a police report, a woman named Sarah has come forward as an eyewitness who says there was NEVER ANY CONTACT!!!
According to Sarah, Lindsay was trying her best to navigate her way through the tight alleyway. At one point, the manager of the Hookah Lounge asked Linds was she was doing when she responded, "Don't worry we're leaving."
Sarah then helped guide Lindsay out and says the starlet was able to exit safely. Sarah says even though there was NO CONTACT, the manager created a false story and said "[Lindsay] is going to pay."
"The manager is claiming that he is having trouble walking. The alleged victim is in the process of filing a police report, and there are two uniformed LAPD cops at his bedside, and he is in the process of relaying his version of events. Lindsay's probation officer, and the two prosecutors handling her theft case have been notified that Lindsay is being accused of hit-and-run, which would be a misdemeanor if she is charged."
Wait! What about the love-tap to the kneecap?! Ick!! So much DRAMA.
Just when we were all beginning to believe it was possible for her to avoid it for a while!!
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