All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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And so the ultimate bromance of 2012 continues…
You know, cuz that's what bros do.
Hunky Channing revealed:
"We decided to jump in the ocean—naked. It was nighttime, thank God.
There's Jerry's Deli right on the corner and [Jonah] decides he wants to go in and all he's got is his T-shirt and his underwear on and he's like, 'I'm going in to get something to eat!' and I'm like, 'No!' So I stopped him and [took] him back to the car. Now he's nicknamed 'Baby Jonah' because I had to dress him like a mom. I'm like, 'No, no. Bad Jonah. No. Butt up, butt up. OK.'"
Cool story, bro.
But, no for reals. Jonah Hill got to see Channing Tatum nekkid and now we're super jealz. Excuse us. We need a moment…
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