Things are heating up so fast!
According to Us Weekly, Swift is on cloud nine right now:
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Jail is literally sucking the guts out of Conrad Murray!
The former doctor continues to rot away in jail for his hand in Michael Jackson's death and he wants out. Murray claims that jail food has given him a mean case of dysentary and he's dropped (literally) 30lbs!
Um, hello! It's jail! Of course it's going to smell bad!!!
The L.A. Sheriff's Office said their food is up to snuff legal wise and that they go above and beyond the necessary requirements for prisoner food.
We'll see if a judge takes kindly to a severe case of bubble-guts!
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