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Conrad Murray's Having A Crappy Time In Prison!

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Jail is literally sucking the guts out of Conrad Murray!

The former doctor continues to rot away in jail for his hand in Michael Jackson's death and he wants out. Murray claims that jail food has given him a mean case of dysentary and he's dropped (literally) 30lbs!

Murray's legal team is seeking appeals due to health reasons, as he states the horrible smell, bad water, and crappy food are detrimental to his well-being.

Um, hello! It's jail! Of course it's going to smell bad!!!

The L.A. Sheriff's Office said their food is up to snuff legal wise and that they go above and beyond the necessary requirements for prisoner food.

We'll see if a judge takes kindly to a severe case of bubble-guts!

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9 comments to “Conrad Murray's Having A Crappy Time In Prison!”

  1. LoriC says – reply to this


    1

    Man up, Conrad.



  2. 2

    Man up, then bend over.



  3. 3

    Please. This man had nothing to do with that pedofiles death! Michael Jackson should have been put in jail years ago for his actions. Just shows how sad our justice system is.



  4. 4

    Re: dryan1971Re: dryan1971Re: dryan1971Re: dryan1971Re: dryan1971
    Michael Jackson was a very loving person that many people took advantage. He had a trial and was acquitted. I read about it with an objective mind to reach the truth. I believe he was innocent.



  5. 5

    They should just give him some Propofol & let him sleep it off.



  6. 6

    Suck it up Murray! You are a murderer who is serving a light sentence, quit crying and deal!



  7. 7

    Re: dryan1971 – If you still believe that then you need to stop living under a rock, it was proven eons ago that MJ was innocent and bothering with the details is not my job to educate you with. This so called wannabe Dr. is an unethical, greedy, murderer who waited hours before calling an ambulance, I wonder why? To clean up the scene of course. He used MJ's money when MJ needed medical attention. NO REAL Dr., would have done what he did to MJ, which was become his drug dealer! He's a killer, hiding behind a medical license that luckily was revoked! And look at the real criminal who is sitting behind bars now. He deserves much more than he got

  8. @v@ says – reply to this


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    'The horrible smell, bad water, and crappy food are detrimental to his well-being.' I can imagine it's not pleasant, but it's not nearly as detrimental to one's well-being as death is, by propofol overdose.



  9. 9

    I'm not aware of… hmm… any heterosexual men that have lots of statues and paintings of naked little boys in their home or invite young men who aren't their sons into their bed. Nope. Not any. And if you say Michael just "loved kids" that's a pretty classic sign of pedophilia. Just my two cents.