Good thing they saved all of that money on the wedding!
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OH hot damn, the tabloids are dripping with drama this week!
We'll start off with Bobby Kristina who apparently is marrying
her brother Whitney Houston’s drug dealer. Cause you Know, errrthang that The Enquirer says is a FACT. Meanwhile back at the ranch, Bobby Brown is laughing all the way to the bank while planning a secret TELL ALL, ah, family values 101.
US Weekly confirms that Reese Witherspoon isn’t fat, but pregnant with her HOTTIE husband Jim Toth’s bey beh. We actually pretty much know this news is LEGIT and are sooo happy for the couple! Kate Hudson continues to look like she never had a baby, and The Bachelor gets a rookie! (who STILL watches this stuff?!)
And over in Reality land, Jesery Shore star Snooki may be joining The Sitch in rehab (not a shocker) but speaking of babies… Teen Mom has a lil drama of their own, as somebody wants to be a porn star! And last but certainly not least, The Bachelorette serves up the usual dose of estrogen charged DRAMA.
And as if we haven’t had ENOUGH of the Kim Kardashian & Kris Humpries MEGA BEEF, Life & Style reminds you that they still hate each other, and the shiz ain’t ovah! Our WTF?!?!? award goes to Real Housewife Of Atlanta Kim Zolciak, for pulling a fast one on us and getting pregnant AGAIN (SURPRISE!!!) with her second child by hubby Kroy Biermann. Apparently, homegirl wasn't tardy for THAT party! LOLz. On the flip side of baby blabber, Victoria Beckham is apparently struck with a case of the post baby blues while Charlize Theron is over the moon with her super hushed decision to adopt!
Speaking of new additions, People reports that Fashion Star mentor Jessica Simpson is STILL pregnant and had a baby shower! The Voice's very own BROMANCE is in full effect with Blake Shelton and Adam Levine, Susan Sarandon is still alive y'all, and we get details on the tragic Afghan massacre. So Sad!!!
OK! magazine dishes on The Hunger Game romance scandal (we can't wait to read about that since we have OBVI none of our own) lol, and Teen Mom's Leah and Jeremy Split! (SHOCKER). There's more about Jessica Simpson decade long pregnancy, and Kim Kardashian is doing everything to make it known that Kris Humpries “ruined” her life, OR is this the OTHER way around?!
Anywho, last but certainly NOT least, The Bachlorette's Courtney and Emily duke it out, Johnny Depp and Ashley Olsen drop it like it's hot, and mother of the year, Angelina Jolie makes
the golden child Shiloh wear makeup.
And you thought YOUR life was a hot mess?! Whateves though, we live for the drama, and can't deny that we'll be first on line at the check out counter reading the scoop!
What about U? Which is the story UR excited about most this week!?!?
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