This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
She may be known as the Staten Island Dump by everyone her housemates, but we actually believe her on this one!
The Situation's little trip to rehab for alleged substance abuse certainly did not come as a surprise to former Jersey Shore castmember Angelina Pivarnick, who is frankly, surprised that he didn't hit rock bottom earlier on in the series from the way he was doing cocaine!
"I don't understand how nobody caught on to him doing a mass amount of drugs! Obviously he's been using the money…not for charity, and stuff like that to help kids out, to help people that are less fortunate…but using blow. He's hideous! Popeye on crack. He deserves to freakin' stay in rehab for the next 10 years! Please stay in the rehab and don't come out! I can't believe he didn’t go to rehab three years ago."
Ouch! Well she certainly doesn't mince words when it comes to him!
But like we said - after seeing the way he's acted on camera the past few seasons, we certainly don't think she's just saying it to get back at him.
Scary, though, to think that this has been going on for quite some time and so many people knew about it!
Here's hoping he's getting the help he needs now.