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The Situation Is In A Tricky Situation Once He’s Out Of Rehab!!

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Mikey, Mikey whatever will you do??

As we’ve been avidly reporting, Mike Sorrentino AKA The Situation has headed off to Cirque Lodge rehab center for multiple abuse problems including prescription pills, drugs, and now…alcohol?

It’s actually not surprising that Mike is/was an alcoholic. If you’ve watched even one Jersey Shore episode, the cast is drunk prettttyyy much the entire time - sadly, alcohol plays a HUGE part in the program's entertainment value.

Additionally, Mikey is a savvy business partier off-show, charging 6 figures for nightclub appearances in which he is required to party hardy. A source close to the Sitch has said:

"Mike doesn't want to give up his paid club promotional appearances: he loves the attention that he gets from the ladies and the money is great. Mike leads a very expensive life and he doesn't want his lifestyle to suffer because of his decision to go to rehab. He is very upset that stint in rehab has become public knowledge, because he doesn't want it to affect his bottom line. Mike's brother handles his club appearances and he has been telling club managers that Mike has no plans on giving up the nightlife."


We’re sorry, but people go to rehab for serious dependance issues, we just don’t believe that continuing to appear at clubs rife with alcohol and other substances is condusive to staying clean…unless that person has the willpower of Gandhi…but then, they wouldn’t be in rehab in the first place, right??

There is also the worry that if MTV allows Mikey back on the show and portrays him easing into his old ways, they could potentially be sending the wrong message about addiction.

Hoh Man! It seems to us that Mikey needs a clean slate…chill out! Get healthy!

Instead of fist pumping, pump some tubes of icing at a baking class. Instead of binge drinking, binge on volunteer work, or something.

We just want you to be healthy, Dude!!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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13 comments to “The Situation Is In A Tricky Situation Once He’s Out Of Rehab!!”

  1. 1

    Perez I really think you need to reserve your judgements. Don't comment "dude… chill" on top of a picture of someone who has some serious problems. For him to come out of this is going to be a long road so quit mocking it. It's going to be harder than just "chilling"

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  3. 3

    Why else would he be in a 12-Step religiousw cult "Higher Power" treatment program? It doesn't work and their slogan know around the world is "Keep Comming Back", which is what all twelve steppers do….they return for treatment dozens of times until they OVERDOSE & DIE!

  4. 4

    rehab doesn't mean you've got to stop ALL of your partayyyyying, dumbo!! just slow down. but mikey's bigger problem is his very small cock stick. lol!

  5. 5

    He should marry KK. He will get tons of publicity, a reality show and as an added bonus he pee on her!

  6. 6

    Re: FatAzzPooHeadDoodle – lol agreed. perez, ur a idiot. im sure u dont know the first thing about fame and addiction. so stfu. i dont know anything about fame, but know a hell lot about addiction. so b4 u go and state your opinion, think wise u ugly fuck.

  7. 7

    this guy just needs to go away. He's a joke, and he's turning the youth of today into miniature dbags.

  8. 8

    Nationally a lot of people are abusing prescription drugs according to hospitals which are seeing a major upswing in people coming in for prescription drug issues.
    Am proud to say I have never watched an episode of jersey shore ( I have a low tolerance for bull shit) however the show literally encouraged the entire cast to get drunk on a regular bases but it was the situations choice to be apart of the show.
    Human beings have a highly addictive nature perhaps because we are creators of habit ( genetically a lot of folks are predisposed to addictive behaviour ) but society for some reason tolerates some forms of addiction while looking down on others. I know folks addicted to sex an food an shopping an I think am addicted to the internet. Am not going to judge the situation hope he can work things out.

  9. 9

    Re: Michmasterflex – xo :-) now lets go spark that spliff!! :-)

  10. 10

    Re: Babycakes!!! – LMAO.. Somebody should Hire U WHAT A FantASStic idea…

  11. 11

    Oh cry me a river.

  12. 12

    three week dry out center, another waste of time.

  13. 13

    Okra Panfry's Bucket-O-Wings says – reply ,, just KNEW you would be back with your one note song. we know you've "tried" to get sober and failed, and must have ut cant handle yoursomeone to blame. you know it's your responsibility, but cannot accept YOUR failure.