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Michael Lohan Says Lindsay Needs To 'Make It Right With God!'

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The authority on all subjects of repentance, Michael Lohan, says it's not enough for Lindsay Lohan to get absolved by the courts — she has to be absolved by GOD as well!

He's the authority because he just got out of rehab.

Here's what he said:

"People can make things right with a judge but that doesn't mean they can make it right with God. On the other hand, judges don't always pass the right judgment themselves. God is the ultimate judge, and he judges us based upon what he sees and knows — not man! I think we all know that all too well. For those who don't, I feel sorry for them."

Wow.

Oh wait, he said more? Okay:

"I've been there myself and Lindsay is there now. We all sit in God's cross hairs, while standing at each crossroad of our life. We have a choice to make and then God will be — and is — the ultimate judge. I'm not worried about Lindsay drinking or doing drugs. I'm still concerned about her because of any prescription medication doctors might have her on. She never needed them before, especially when she was at her best, so why does she need them now? It appears that she is on the right path, and if she gets on the right path with God, he will hold the final gavel for her.”

Is he done?

Yes, yes he's done.

He needs to realize that all of that is her decision — it's completely up to her to choose a path to recovery and forgiveness. If she wants to be forgiven by the state and leave it at that, that's her choice!

We're glad religion has worked for you, though! Let's hope it sticks!

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11 comments to “Michael Lohan Says Lindsay Needs To 'Make It Right With God!'”



  1. 1

    please stop posting anything about this trailer trash family…I am so sick of these losers! Go the fuck way.



  2. 2

    Rapper drake is Married OMG!! gossipwelove.com



  3. 3

    And God says, "Who gives a shit about those Lohan Losers?"



  4. 4

    he needs to shut the fuck up and stop being such a media whore. pathetic old troll.



  5. 5

    This is the same phony fraud who appeared on Howard Stern several years ago w/ Stephen Baldwin to preach about "God". He condemned and basically denied Lindsay's lesbianism and then went on to say that he doesn't need to masturbate because his GF was great and very satisfying sexually.
    "Girlfriend" who he was living in sin with and fornicating out of wedlock with. Fuckin hypocrite. Go away Michael… you disgusting leach pig who lives off of selling stories about your retarded skank whore daughter.



  6. 6

    he gets out of jail and again mouthing off no wonder noone is listening anymore .. shell never be her best ever again god or no shes messed up



  7. 7

    Who the ""F"" is he to criticize anyone? He's got more issues than her and the rest of the family put together. WHAT A JACKASS.



  8. 8

    fucking twit "latent appliance fetishist"



  9. 9

    listening to joes garage



  10. 10

    since when has religion worked for him? when he was beating the crap out of dina? when he was threatening his kids? when he was beating up his first fiance? when he was beating up his second fiance? when he was running from the police? he's been spewing the same crap about god for years and never once has acted like a religious person. it's front and nothing but a front.

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    11

    Flapping his gums about poor Lindsay again publicly with personal shizz. I understand why she allegedly doesn't bother with him. What an embarassment, and he just doesn't get it. His business is to get right with his own values. She's been a woman for years. If she asks for advice privately, that's one thing, but she'd be a food to tell this man anything because he'll sell it to the highest bidder first chance, imo.